Tweety's qualifications for the presidency (not HIM, OTHERS!1)

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* Gotta be a dude!1

* Better if he looks good in TIGHT JEANS!1

* Better if he can pitch a baseball without it hitting the ground!1

* Oooh, if he co-pilots a jet onto a carrier!1

* Talks "tough"!1 (Character & integrity NOT required!1)

* (Now) SAUNTERS onto the stage and talks eloquent!1

* Moves moves MOVES!1

* Can drink a beer!1

[rucky]

1. Aqua/Velva in '08!

That's the ticket.

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3. You got it!1 Cigar!1 Wrinkled SCROTUM!1 n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. He also has to smell like English Leather or Aqua Velva.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

4. I remember the English Leather commercial.

With the Lady Godiva type riding on a horse, saying "All my men wear English Leather".

I always wanted to do a parody of that with the lady saying "All my men wear .....

MULE SWEAT".


Anybody else remember Hai Karate?

Or Jade East?

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5. These White Diamonds have always brought me luck!1

Etymology of "Tweety". During Campaign 2000 the media noise machine was swooning over the nicknames Shrub was giving some of them. Media Whores Online ran a contest to nickname Chris MATTHEWS. In the first 3 or so weeks, there was no clear, catchy front runner, with "The Screamer" sort of leading. Then one of MATTHEWS's own Hardball staff leaked to MWO that they themselves called him "Tweety" because of the Clairol shade he favored. This was immediately declared the winner. But in some quarters, it wasn't entirely satisfactory. For one thing, by the time the name was declared, the shade had changed to platinum, leading to a suggestion he be called "Carole LOMBARD".

[robbedvoter]

8. Thanks for the MWO memories!

[11cents]

6. LOL. But is Obama problematical?

Matthews has to support the penis-bearer, but Obama is -- graceful. Not really macho. Willowy. The fact is that Tweety thinks he's really hot, but how to admit that without seeming, you know ... gay?

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7. Tweety's gaydar is disabled (about himself)!1 n/t