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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:46 PM
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Friday Night Caption Thread!

"Ok Mr. President, let's try again....t-e-l-e-phone. Say it with me...t-e-l-e-phone. Very Good!"
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:48 PM
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1. Why don't we cut out the middle man and send those $800 checks directly to China?
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patrice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:51 PM
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2. Can't top that! But I don't know whether to laugh or cry!! nt
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:51 PM
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3. So you're saying this man will clean my kitchen AND bathroom?
Edited on Fri Jan-18-08 10:52 PM by Radical Activist
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:54 PM
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4. Mr. President, I have just the right way to get rid of gray hairs...
Edited on Fri Jan-18-08 10:54 PM by Radical Activist
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:56 PM
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5. Must ... not ... rub ... bald ... head.
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unkachuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:56 PM
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6. 'It's so simple....
Mr. President, a four year old child could understand it.'

"...better go out and get me a four old child, I can't understand a thing."

(borrowed from the Marx Brothers)
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 10:59 PM
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7. You want to rub WHAT on my head?
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:20 PM
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8. I don't care how many trillions it takes to bolster my economy that WAS doin' good.........
I've got a legacy to build here dammit!
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benld74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-18-08 11:52 PM
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9. Thats right,, beef broccoli, 3 egg rolls, egg drop soup, t some of them crunchy things
and some fried rice
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