Final Post on Bill's Penis

[emilyg]

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.

[Name removed]

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[caligirl]

2. Its limp after tonights performance for sure. Run away Bill.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear emilyg!

Oh, fucking perfect!

:rofl: :rofl:

[emilyg]

5. After tonight's tense debate - we needed a laugh.

[Jim Sagle]

4. Tim Russert weighs in definitively on that subject.

[Spiffarino]

7. Mmph...*spew*

A-hahahahahahaha!!!!!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[scarletwoman]

6. Oh. My. God. I LOVE you!

Genius! Sheer genius!

:rofl:

sw

[emilyg]

10. I did "borrow" this.

[Spiffarino]

8. What he used to do all night

...takes him all night to do.

Poor clenis.

[robbedvoter]

9. Mighty Clenis inspires poets - will its power ever cease?

Final my ass - you can't stop obsessing about it! :rofl:

[ruiner4u]

12. Behold, the power of the Clenis

[SaveAmerica]

11. How can the Clenis hold up a post?!!? Yowza!!

[Hekate]

13. Oh the Mighty Clenis has fallen! or has it? I fear for interns if Bill returns to the WH....

:rofl:

Hekate