Let's "sex up" the RRRepublican race just like the lazy-ass, starstruck MSM "sexed up"

[blondeatlast]

the Democratic one.

Apparently the MSM is stumped on their ability to do this and I just know that DUers have smarts and inclination and wit to help the overworked pretty faces out so they needn't miss their root job and facial, right? Screen crawls are preferred, but anything you have to offer is good.

McCain: Allegations he deserted his disabled ex-model wife for hot young beer heiress TRUE! (1)

McCain: Shoots blanks*? Children from both marriages all adopted

(1) From Salon:

But McCain was making bold career moves on the home front, hotly pursuing a 25-year-old blond from a wealthy Arizona family -- while married. Carol, his wife at the time, had once been quite a babe herself apparently, until a near-fatal car accident (while her husband was in Vietnam) left her 4 inches shorter, overweight and on crutches. The couple had three children, whom Carol cared for alone while her husband was in Vietnamese prisons.

I love those RRR family values, don't you?
http://archive.salon.com/mwt/feature/2000/03/06/carol/index.html

(2) Since sig lines are off now, an explanation. Mine is:
The Question Mark: A prophylactic protecting FOX News from anything it might contract during its extensive GOP c**ksucking?" Jon Stewart 2006

Enjoy... :evilgrin:

[lonestarnot]

1. Excellent suggestion.

It must have been good to sell a doctor's career down the shitter for the druggie that she is.

[blondeatlast]

2. Have you seen this oldie but goodie from New Times?

Seems a fine time to resurrect a really great piece from them:

Opiate For the Mrs.

When laws are broken, somebody's got to be punished. In the case of Cindy McCain, that somebody is Tom Gosinski
http://bestof.phoenixnewtimes.com/1994-09-08/news/opiate-for-the-mrs/

So much dirt here about him, I hope to hell it gets brought out.

[lonestarnot]

3. ewww yes! Delicious.