I can't believe I just got this e-mail from my RW dispatcher. After

[B Calm]

all these years this right wing garbage is still going around on the internet. The only reply I could give him was, Compaired to what is in the White House now, I'd take back President Clinton anyday. Anyway if your in for a laugh....


Subject: Fw: The Wonderful Clintons



Bill & Hillary:
Worse than you thought & worth remembering - this came from a Democrat

Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick. Did I leave anyone out?

2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until he was a little older to discuss it with him, but now he knows more about it than I did as a senior in college.

3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "it" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one does NOT have sex.

4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.

5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.

7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonment's from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

9 Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars (I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned tax dollars) for all of your globe-trotting. I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.

10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society. (Not to mention the scores you pardoned while Governor of Arkansas)

11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."

12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate removing all of that excess weight ( China , silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!

13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!

14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in ! 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center . This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?

What a guy!!

If you agree that the American public must be made aware of these facts, pass this on. God bless America and THANK YOU (once again) for spending my taxes so wisely and frugally.

SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS.
Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful, factual e-mail.

AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)

If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that?

WE DO!

It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua , New York . Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense.

Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents.

The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton 's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal!

When she runs for President, will you vote for her?

How many people can YOU send this to?

[Tyler Durden]

1. Make sure the company knows what he's doing:

Which is using the company email for political purposes.

[B Calm]

3. He sent it from his home computer..

[Tyler Durden]

21. Then block him.

It's what I've done to co-workers/supervisors who ply their RW BS to my outside email.

That, and report them as "spammers" if they're stupid enough to put some huge "mail to" list on their drek.

[karlrschneider]

2. Thank him for the biggest steaming pile of bullshit lies ever on one page.

:grr:

[B Calm]

4. It's so pathetic, it's comical now. But I still remember all the lies they

made up..

[Jackpine Radical]

5. Why give this stuff bandwidth?

[B Calm]

8. I think it's good for our democratic souls to remember what the smear

mongers did when President Clinton was in office.

[mark0rama]

6. My preferred way to reply to an e-mail like that:

Just put the word "unsubscribe" in the message body.

[Bluzmann57]

7. Tell him this

1. Thank you to bush for destroying the middle class. Hell, my kids don't need college, they can bust their asses for next to nothing.
2. Thanks to bush for destroying the world. Why not invade a sovereign nation which had nothing to do with 9/11 and get thousands of our people killed and maimed?
3. Why do we need due process of law anyway? Bush and co. are trying to destroy our civil liberties and doing a good job of it.
And on and on. I'm sick and tired of all this anti Clinton shit when he hasn't even been President since 2001.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Thank him for *W*, who started a war the US will NEVER get out of.

What an ignorant bastard.

[rurallib]

10. Shouldn't he be thanking Kenneth Starr and Newtie

and FuxNoise for blaring every lie and rumor over and over on what was a personal matter?

[tabasco]

11. Tell him to carry his candy ass down to the recruiter's office & sign up. n/t

[B Calm]

12. He has a hard enough time waddling his fat ass into work..

He weighs about 500 pounds..

[kurth]

13. RW coworkers are typically hypocritical, sanctimonious assholes

Many are odious, obnoxious snakes. Beware.

[B Calm]

14. I hear you.

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. Thank you Bush

for murdering 600,000 Iraqi civilians

Thank you Bush for creating 1.2 trillion dollars a year in budget and current account deficits that we will have to repay. That's only $80,000 per household for the total Bush deficits during his two terms (his 8-year average will be at least a trillion dollars per year)

Thank you Bush for reducing the standard of living for the middle class and the poor, while enriching the top 1%.

Thank you Bush for increasing severe poverty by 26%.

Thank you Bush for shipping 4 million manufacturing and high tech American jobs to China, Mexico, and other countries.

Thank you Bush for the never ending wars.

Thank you Bush for the 50 million Americans who can no longer afford health insurance.

Thank you Bush for refusing to properly fund our Veteran's hospitals.

Thank you Bush for giving tax breaks to billionaires while cutting benefits to the poor, the unemployed, the homeless, and the uneducated.

Thank you Bush for making the office of President Of The United States Of America the laughing stock of the world.

Thank you Bush for the worse private-sector job creation of any administration since The Great Depression.

Thank you Bush destroying our military by placing them in a quagmire called Iraq.

Thank you Bush for ignoring over 40 warnings about al Qaeda attacking us on 9-11.

Thank you Bush for spending more time and taxpayer money on vacations and travel than any US president in history.

Thank you Bush for destroying the US Constitution with The Patriot Act and The Military Commissions Act.

Thank you Bush for borrowing more money from foreign sources than the previous 42 presidents combined.





Thank you Bush for helping create idiots like the author of this email who puts wedge issues such as sex above the welfare of the American people (and tells a few lies while doing it).

[B Calm]

16. Wow, great response!!

[Elwood P Dowd]

19. That's only about half the list

For some reason, I can't find that file. Hope I didn't delete it.

[NYCGirl]

17. Send him this to answer the last part:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/landlord.asp

Here's the answer to the Atta part (it's false):

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/atta.asp

[B Calm]

18. Thanks, I'll send it to him.

[WinstonSmith4740]

20. Just for the hell of it...

And to counter that ridiculous lie about Clinton letting Atta go (thank goodness for snopes!) try asking him about the offer that was made in February 2001 by Afghanistan to HAND OVER BIN LADEN to the Saudis for us. It was posted here about 3 weeks ago. Someone asked Ari Fleisher about it, and his response was "we'll check into that and get back to you."

Some of those accusations are so old, even the MSM has disavowed them (i.e. the trashing of The White House) so he's obviously getting his information from Faux Noise, Rush Limbaugh & Free Republic. A study already showed that Faux Noise watchers are the most uninformed people in the country, and are not, shall we say, the greatest thinkers among us. If he's still beating that dead horse of Clinton's sex life, he's probably already brain dead.

Bummer that you have to work for him.

[The Cleaner]

22. I love #2 about oral sex

Because of Clinton his 8 year old kid knows more about oral sex that he did in his SENIOR YEAR in college? What rock was he sleeping under?!

Get real.

:rofl: