Rightard humor - it so funny: Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

[devilgrrl]

They so fukin' funny....

Someone sent this to a friend of mine...

>Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention (Just Released)
>
>7:00 pm Opening flag burning
>
>7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance - (in Spanish)
>
>7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship
>with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton
>
>7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
>
>7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet &
>Expose on Global Warming - Al Gore
>
>8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
>
>8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
>
>9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
>
>11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>11:0 5 pm Collection for the Osama Bin
>Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand
>
>11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
>
>11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
>
>11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the
>World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell
>
>12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" -
>Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
>
>12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
>
>12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
>
>12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez
>to the departure of "the great satan", 'W' Bush
>
>12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our
>89 million new Democratic Mexican voters
>
>1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to
>the extinction of the Republican party.
>
>1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
>
>1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
>1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

:eyes:

Ain't that a hoot?

Anyone up for a rebuttal?

[Prefer]

1. i think that's ancient

[guitar man]

2. here

2008 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AGENDA
6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance to George W. Bush
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Salute to the Project for the New American Century
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on “Are Elections Really Necessary?”
7:30 PM Announcement: Mark Foley Was a Closet Democrat
7:35 PM Trent Lott - “Re-Segregation in the 21st Century”
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It’s What’s for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Dennis Hastert leads discussion: How to Shirk Responsibility and Get Away with It
9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on “Why Women Shouldn’t Be Leaders”
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Pat Robertson
10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: How to Commit Perjury and Obstruction of Justice and Get Away with It
10:35 PM George W. Bush demonstration of trademark “deer in headlights” stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM GOP’s Tribute to Tokenism, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales
10:46 PM Ann Coulter’s Tribute “Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot”
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation’s Economy
11:10 PM Dick Cheney leads discussion: How to Shoot People, Cover It Up, and Get Away with It
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Bill Clinton
11:40 PM Twice-Divorced Newt Gingrich speaks on “The Sanctity of Marriage”
11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of GW Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord


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[margotb822]

4. Haha

Yea, that's what I was working on. I had a some Dick Cheney revivals, and pledging to the lapel-pin flag. The sad thing is, theirs will actually be like this.

[devilgrrl]

5. Thanks. :-)

eom

[Crunchy Frog]

6. Men's restroom toe tapping workshop led by Larry Craig. n/t

[margotb822]

3. Yea, I must have missed the funny part

I'm going to think of a good thing for the GOP ceremony, but right now it just involves greed, religious fanaticism and flag lapel pins...