Caption the CEO of the USA

[BurtWorm]

"This here tie is going to ward off evil on account of it's green and today is St. Patrick's Day. I mean the tie is green. Evil is candy apple red."

[mainegreen]

1. "I'm a douchebag and I'm OK...

I drink all night and I sleep all day!
I cut down trees,
I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a man, like my dear Ma-Ma!"

That's all that comes into my head whenever I see that idiot.

[pleah]

2. I love screwing the little people!

This man has no soul!

[Maggie_May]

3. It makes me sick

sick to see how these crooks have destroyed the United States.

[Lint Head]

4. 'I feel so satisfied after fucking over American.

Hee, hee, hee ,hee.' :dem:

[underpants]

5. We were all trained to think just like everyone else does just like everyone

what could possibly have gone wrong with THAT scenario???

[Faux pas]

6. This is one picture of the hole that needs to be saved. No one else

seems to be sycophantically laughing along with mr priss.

[peekaloo]

7. Still gots mah job, mah war, mah money. Leprechauns and the Easter Bunny in

the same week! People think I'm out of touch with realty but I'm aware of the house problem thingy. Life is good.

[Ganja Ninja]

8. "I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting."

"With the economy in the toilet I thought I could use an extra dose of luck by sitting between these two bald guys and rubbing both their heads at the same time."

[DS1]

9. Got one baldy on eash side of me

life is reayul gurd

[lame54]

10. St. Patrick needs to drive the snakes out of Washington

[Supersedeas]

11. ready to do another jig --- maybe his wallstreet buddies are entertained?