Virgin Mary now seen in a toilet bowl stain. NT

[blueinindiana]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's awkward.

[Solly Mack]

2. Might I suggest scrubbing bubbles?

[Elwood P Dowd]

3. I recently saw Bush's image

in a dried-up horse turd.

[Bitwit1234]

4. Best place for him...

[longship]

5. Available tomorrow on eBay.

Bid on it.
Buy it.

Erect a religious themed throne room around it.

With rolls of Jesus image bun wad and Jerry Falwell's visage on the hand towels.

Gotta go all the way with this theme.

The possibilities are--regrettably--unlimited.

[MADem]

6. Was it sorta kinda along THESE lines?

[karlrschneider]

8. Are those some of those talking urinal cakes over to the left?

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

7. Good Lord.

If I let my toilet get dirty enough to have a stain that looks like anything, I wouldn't have a pot to piss in (mainly because I wouldn't want my delicate parts to be that close to something that filthy).

[AlCzervik]

9. is this more of your satire or did you actually see the bowl in question?

[blueinindiana]

11. Satire

[TwilightGardener]

10. Being a Catholic and all

I really, really wish we could stop seeing the Virgin Mary everywhere--on toast, sanitary napkins, tree trunks, bird dookie, clouds, and wherever else...makes us looks kooky!

[uppityperson]

12. It keeps the Fun in Fundamentalism!

I'm not Catholic but I know what you mean. I think of it as fundamentalism.

[Moochy]

17. Likewise Catholic

At least raised as one :evilgrin: And yes, It not only makes people look kooky, it *is* kooky.

If it did not boost local donations, the local bishops/priests etc. would decry these silly ChristOnToast(tm) sightings.

It's All about getting that holy lucre!

[shadowknows69]

13. I would think the mother of God

would hang out in more respectable places. Y'all sure she was a virgin?

[ironflange]

14. Couldn't be any worse than this

[shadowknows69]

15. Um, That's a dog's ass

thanks for that. I don't feel saved.

[BuyingThyme]

16. Oh, lord.

[walldude]

20. That is wrong on so many levels...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AtomicKitten]

18. Pre-ingestion Virgin Mary

grilled cheese:

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/Grilled+Cheese+Virgin+Mary+2.jpg

[TahitiNut]

19. Holy shit?!

:evilgrin: (I'm a bit surprised nobody else said it first.) :shrug:

[pinto]

21. Locking.

There's really no appropriate place for this. We're locking. Thanks.