When I heard the news that Jesse Helms had died, I remembered this joke from comedian George Wallace

[Catherine Vincent]

"You ever see on the news when they say: So-and-So died an untimely death today?

"What the heck does that mean....an UN timely death....I'm asking you: what kind of DEATH is TIMELY, that's what I want to know. That's such a dumb thing to say, an "untimely death"....

"You wanna know what I wanna hear? Here's the news I wanna hear:

" 'Jessie Helms died today and it's about goddamn time.' "--Comedian George Wallace

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=comedian+George+Wallace%2BJesse+Helms&spell=1

I still remember when he said it. He said it about 15 years ago. LOL!

[AlCzervik]

1. huh, when i heard my first thought was "Quick, someone check the casket and bring a stake"

[calimary]

2. Sorry to say - when I heard the news, I smiled.

Now there's one grave I wouldn't mind peeing on. Make the grass turn brown. Maybe I'll bring my dog...

[LiberalFighter]

3. Put a half inch of grass fertilizer on it. It will kill it.

[calimary]

5. I understand salt is pretty good, too.

But there are pee spots on people's yards all over the neighborhood. Lotsa dogs around here.

[LiberalFighter]

11. That would be easier to pour and create a message.

[calimary]

12. Fun to fantasize about, anyway!

:P

Just think of the messages.

[musette_sf]

6. i thought exactly that

when Milton Friedman died.

[CrispyQ]

4. K&R

I fucking love it.

If you don't want people to 'dance on your grave' when you are dead, then live a life worthy of the no dancing policy.

But remember: "You can't please all of the people all of the time!" (in other words, someone is going to dance on your grave. Fact Of Life)

For every heinous piece of shit human being that dies, I suspect there is someone out there that mourns their passing. Even if it is their cat. And I love cats.


Grave Dancing
from an atheist perspective

You can dance on my fucking grave all you want.
I won't be here.
I won't be there.
I won't be anywhere.
So why the fuck would I care?

~CQG

[Lint Head]

7. Another DEAD RACIST!

We need more dead racists in this country. :dem:

[rhett o rick]

13. Calling him merely a racist somehow seems so inadequate. nm

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. I'd like to pour a bottle of Irish whiskey over his grave....

after I ran it through my kidneys...............

[glitch]

9. Lol! for the OP and this one K & R nt

[omega minimo]

10. May he rest in piss

K/R

[Catherine Vincent]

14. Kick!

(just in case no one heard this joke)