Good news everyone! mc cain says he'll follow bin Laden 'to the gates of hell'

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/

As developments on the ground in Iraq and Afghanistan continue to undermine his campaign, Republican John McCain tried to play the Bin Laden card on Friday. Repeating his claim “I know how to win wars,” McCain told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer that “I know how” to capture Osama Bin Laden. Apparently, the McCain strategy, as he never tires of telling voters, is to follow Bin Laden to “the gates of hell.”

Appearing on the Situation Room, John McCain suggested that his record on Iraq and expertise on the geography of the Iraq-Pakistan border region would allow him to succeed where George W. Bush failed in capturing the Al Qaeda chieftain:

“I’m not going to telegraph a lot of the things that I’m going to do because then it might compromise our ability to do so. But, look, I know the area, I have been there, I know wars, I know how to win wars, and I know how to improve our capabilities so that we will capture Osama bin Laden — or put it this way, bring him to justice…We will do it, I know how to do it.”

[Solly Mack]

1. Just to the gates? So not even the devil wants McCain?

That's cold.

snicker

[newmajority]

2. Can you blame him?

Even Satan has standards. :evilfrown:

[Philosoraptor]

3. Mephistopheles will have his claws full enough when cheney croaks thanks.

[Solly Mack]

21. Put Cheney in the ground and he'll blight an entire region

best to stuff him and put him on display

[LeftishBrit]

4. I managed to misinterpret this on first reading...

as "I intend to be just as evil as Bin Laden"! Sad that one is 'primed' nowadays to expect evil from Republicans. In any case, if he really 'knows how' to bring Bin Laden to justice, I am the Queen of France (perhaps McCain thinks there still is one!)

[lonestarnot]

5. and will he stat there?

[Philosoraptor]

6. In other words, bin Laden is dead & johnny will be very, very soon.

[EFerrari]

7. What does he think this is, a Star Trek episode?!

:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

8. So, McCain is admitting to being a follower of Osama bin Laden?

Fascinating.

[Philosoraptor]

10. I don't care who he follows, as long as he's goin'.

[dembotoz]

48. like a jonestown thing?????????

I have other nominations for kool aid cups......

[Swamp Rat]

9. yeeehooo!

[Philosoraptor]

11. Ridin' to Armageddon in style!

[HCE SuiGeneris]

18. There you are!

Howdy stranger! Great graphic!

[Rex]

12. Hi I am John McInsane and I'm cookoo for Osama Bin Laden and

the Gates of Hell! :crazy:

[Philosoraptor]

13. Whatever crazy fucking thing you want me to say, I'll say it my friends!

[Rex]

20. I'll come riding in on a white stallion, locked and loaded dropped

from a C-130 in my pajamas on Christmas guns a blazing, blasting away at Obama Bin Saddam! You know they shot at my Grandfather in the Battle of the Bulge! Swear to God on my C...er...wives worthless neck! Do I get the job!?

I'll suck your, hi! John, John MCCain how are ya!?

[tsuki]

14. Is he gonna smoke 'im out? nt

[Democrats_win]

15. Heck yes. We should spend every last penny we can borrow from China to get OBL.

Oh wait, we've already done that and we still haven't gotten OBL.

[frogmarch]

16. Haha! Love it. :-) nt

[annabanana]

17. One!. . . Two!. . . .Three!. . . . . . and. . . .

PUSH!

[Pastiche423]

22. My 1st thought was similar

Follow the old fool and when he gets to the gates, yell...............































BOO!

[MadMaddie]

26. Ha, Ha, ha, Ha...

Man oh man you all crack me up!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sal Minella]

19. Well. Goodbye and good riddance to the both of them, then.

[orleans]

31. no shit. n/t

[Philosoraptor]

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[DailyGrind51]

24. Wait, does that mean he is quitting the campaign?

Sounds like a long trip for an old man!

[opihimoimoi]

25. K&R.....Shouldn't he tell his friend Bush this astounding location of OBL??

The dude is off his rocker again....someone please get him off the floor and put um back...

This is getting worse by the hour

Who is in command here? His Crew is letting him say things that are top secret....

[Canuckistanian]

27. He probably already has a condo there

And odds are the taxes on that haven't been paid.

But he's working out a deal with the vendor.

[Cleita]

28. Since bin Laden is long dead, McFein isn't really put

himself out there. So much hot air. So little ventilation.

[UTUSN]

29. Like he's sniffed Shrub's soiled diapers?!1 Well, isn't that special!1 n/t

[tblue37]

30. He also knows how to cure cancer. If only we will elect him, there

will be no more cancer.

[spanone]

32. not me, when it stats getting hot i'm outta there

[Aristus]

33. Which do you think he'll find first?

The gates of Hell or the Iraq-Pakistani border?


Just asking...

[Triana]

34. So. McSame is the bronze Republican eh? Eeeexcelent!

A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?" "$12 for the rat, $100 for the story," says the owner. The tourist gives the man $12. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story." As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat, he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the street. This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster. But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing. He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the water as he can. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay after it, and are all drowned. The man walks back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican."

[Mind_your_head]

35. Go fer it John!

@ the gates o' hell.....

:eyes:

[Hissyspit]

36. Where he will meet George W. Bush and Dick Cheney...

[Chulanowa]

37. And he wants to take us all along, via handbasket

McFuck McCain

[Bluebear]

38. Excellent. "Table for two, please!"

[BlooInBloo]

39. Thank gawd. Let all fucking warmongers go to hell.

[Philosoraptor]

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[Philosoraptor]

41. And then mc cain will retreat, leaving bin Laden to escape, like bush did

[Philosoraptor]

42. !!!!!!!!!!!

[Sugar Smack]

43. Hee. Hehee-

:rofl: I love the responses to this thread.

[Philosoraptor]

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[Ganja Ninja]

47. Last one to the gates of hell is a rotten egg!

Go John GO!

[Philosoraptor]

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