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[Vanje]

President George W. Bush playfully pats the back of U.S. Women's Beach Volleyball team player Misty May-Treanor (L) at her invitation while visiting the Chaoyang Park Beach Volleyball Grounds at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, China, August 9, 2008. Team mate Kerri Walsh (R) watches.
(Larry Downing/Reuters)

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Does it hurt when I do this? (thwock!)

[krispos42]

2. "Now normally I put the dollar bills in with my teeth..."

"...but seeing as how this is the public and all, I'll be proper-like and use my hands instead."

[sakabatou]

3. God, I'd cheat on my wife with you in a second.

:yoiks:

[Neshanic]

4. Chinese translation. "Monkey King smacks buttocks of brainwashed capitalist."

[BushLiesDaily]

5. That's it - Bend over and

take it like my man Jeff Gannon did.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. "I feel like I'm back home in America with Dick and Condi!"

[World Citizen]

7. did you smell that one?

[man4allcats]

8. Damn! Laura never looked this good!

You look better than Jeff Gannon!

[Fridays Child]

9. No other American president (and, in his case, I use the title loosely) has ever managed to...

...look so incredibly stupid in so many photos. He truly possesses a gift.

[JVS]

10. "Stick it in!!!!"

[TahitiNut]

11. "Turd Hits Sand And Immediately Stands Erect"

[silverojo]

12. Ignorant Slut Lets Aging Drunken Frat Boy Slap Her Ass

Film at eleven. :puke:

[Loudmxr]

13. If I keep smacking it will that "Obama for President" tattoo come off?