John McCain Might Just Re-Un-Un-Suspend His Campaign and Save the World

[JonLP24]

Remember how last week John McCain "suspended" his campaign for, like, 30 or 40 minutes so that he could make passionate, emotional love to the U.S. Economy, thereby imbuing it with his virulent manhood?

And, boy, didn't that work out amazingly, huh? That is, until that idiot Barack Obama went and fucked the whole thing up by doing something or other that's kind of vague but totally, totally jerked-off.

Well, good news, kids! McCain was on Fox and Friends this morning, promising to "do whatever he can do to make this thing work," including "put presidential campaign on the back-burner if necessary"...

Wow! What amazing, earnest, not-at-all-insultingly-gimmicky straight talk from the original maverick.

http://blog.indecision2008.com/2008/09/30/john-mccain-might-just-re-un-un-suspend-his-campaign-and-save-the-world/(video at link)

[marmar]

1. If people suspected that the first suspension was a political stunt....

They'll KNOW the second one is.

[Kittycat]

2. And he did so while trying to take credit for Obama's $250K FDIC change recommendation.

[TwilightGardener]

3. I don't understand--if he doesn't think running for President is all that

important, why is he running?

[JonLP24]

5. This is satire

I couldn't tell if anyone noticed, the comments were pretty serious.

[TwilightGardener]

6. No--he actually said this on Fox today, from other reports. There's humor

in this, obviously, but it's not satire.

[JonLP24]

7. I gotcha

I didn't watch the video, the laptop is only $300 so playing videos, flash, and all that jazz doesn't process well.

[mikeytherat]

4. "...and so, having re-, re-disposed of the monster, exit our hero through the door, stage left."