Which magazines has Sarah Palin read?

[ColbertWatcher]

Poll question: Which magazines has Sarah Palin read?

She told Katie Couric she's read them all and that she respects the media, so much so that she couldn't name a publication she's read.

So, let's help the poor dear: which publications has Sarah Palin read?

[Fresh_Start]

1. Other, supermarket tabloids

which I refuse to call newspapers

[honkydonkey]

33. Ted Nugent's Adventure Outdoors Magazine and NWTF Women in the Outdoors. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Chick Tracts, Christian White Women Hair Today, and Focus on the Family

or whatever fucking dumbass illiterate parenting magazine it is that Focus on the Family puts out.

[ColbertWatcher]

4. LOL! I forgot all about Chick! n/t

[SidDithers]

19. Christian White Woman Hair Today!!!...

:rofl:

that's pretty fuckin' funny :)

Sid

[pokerfan]

22. Chick Tracts are certainly where she gets her science

[ColbertWatcher]

31. Wow. That has to be the stupidest Chick I've ever seen! n/t

[libnnc]

3. Lillian Vernon catalogs. n/t

[TahitiNut]

5. It's obvious ... she doesn't even read the NAMES of newspapers or magazines.

She's PROUD of being an ignoramus!

[ColbertWatcher]

9. She hired someone to cover the names of the things she reads ...

... so that she can be a fair and balanced ignoramus.

[jobycom]

6. Vegetarian Times, Scientific American, and Isaac Asmimov's Science Fiction.

Or was that not her?

[ColbertWatcher]

7. LOL! I think she'd avoid those so her skin doesn't burn! n/t

[DemoRabbit]

8. Highlights Magazine

Though she struggles with finding objects in the hidden picture

[ColbertWatcher]

10. LOL! Too funny!

She thinks Satan is hiding things from her!

[ITsec]

11. Not a magazine.... a book..... Mein Kampf. nt

[cboy4]

12. Backyard Russian Weekly

:eyes:

[Dr.Phool]

13. The magazine she named her kid after.

Track Enfield.

[Mabus]

14. Mavericks R Us

and she doesn't really read it, as much as she likes the pretty pictures.

[Rosie1223]

15. She was featured in Vogue

But maybe that was just pictures, no reading required.

[femmedem]

16. Other: Creation Magazine, Celebrate Life and Women and Guns

[EFerrari]

17. All those choices are 'way over her head.

What about Seventeen, PopStar and Your Prom?

[kwassa]

18. Guns and Ammo, Field and Stream, American Snowmobiler

[DemoTex]

20. Bingo!

Beat me to it.

[It was not a pretzel]

21. Watchtower

but that would be an insult to the JW's

[ColbertWatcher]

23. Countdown kick. n/t

[SmokingJacket]

24. Maybe she's functionally illiterate. No, seriously!

I once had a BOSS who couldn't read. He was very, very clever at finding ways to hide it. He was a bullshit artist. But he didn't really know very much outside of his limited fields (he had a few fields) and had to talk in *generalities* and extremely vaguely. Sound familiar?

[LiberalHeart]

25. TV Guide, her Avon catalog, and MAD (but she doesn't know it's funny)

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

26. "Cave and Garden" , "Non-Readers Digest" , "U.S Moose & Whale Report"

[ColbertWatcher]

29. Oh, no! Puns! n/t

[Toucano]

27. Does "Penthouse Forum" count as a magazine?

Or is it a quarterly?

[ColbertWatcher]

30. I think quarterlies can still be considered magazines.

Although, I don't want to think about whether she'd "read" a copy or not!

[Toucano]

38. Of course you're right.

All periodicals come out "periodically" (whoa!). "Penthouse Forum" is a monthly magazine. I should have said "anthology", but I had a Palin moment.

Or is it a trade journal?

Just kidding.

[ColbertWatcher]

42. "is it a trade journal?" LOL! n/t

[alfredo]

28. Family Circle, Red Book, Out Magazine.

[redwitch]

32. "Vague", oops, I meant "Vogue"

:P

[verges]

34. let's see....

Boy's Life
Hustler
Racing Form
Ring
Cracked
Highlights
West Side Leader
True Detective
Captain Billy's Whizzbang!
National Enquirer

[Dukkha]

35. Redneck World

Looks like an Onion parody, but nope it's real.

[Saphire]

36. Highlights

[mitchtv]

37. People,US, OK!

top three

[Neshanic]

39. "Kill It Gut It Tow It" The magazine for the fundy Alaskan on the go!

[flvegan]

40. The Tijuana Donkey Show Times

[crazylikafox]

41. I'm hoping she reads the "National Enquirer"

[Feron]

43. She reads ALL of them!