McCain - Palin: Don’t stick a fork in us yet!

[Liberal_in_LA]

http://features.csmonitor.com/politics/2008/10/06/mccain-palin-dont-stick-a-fork-in-us-yet/

McCain - Palin: Don’t stick a fork in us yet!
By Jimmy Orr | 10.06.08

The McCain campaign received some good news today. The study released this morning that showed one in four mammals are in danger of becoming extinct did not include the McCain-Palin ticket.

Despite low polling numbers, no one is yet sticking a fork in the duo. In fact, the Obama campaign would say the most prominent fork on the campaign trail today is Sarah Palin’s tongue.

Overdrive

The Republican nominee for vice president was on full throttle in Florida on Monday, making it a three-day assault on Barack Obama’s character.

Some would argue that Palin’s new stump speech is basically a noun, a verb, and a “Barack hangs out with terrorists.”

If that’s the case, she revised it today to add in a “he’s not telling the truth,” as Palin amped up her already incendiary speech.

“Barack Obama says that Ayers was just someone in the neighborhood,” Palin said. “But that’s less than truthful. His own top advisor said that they were, quote, ‘certainly friendly.’ In fact, Obama held one of the first meetings of his political career in Bill Ayers’s living room. And they’ve worked together on various projects in Chicago.”

[graywarrior]

1. I'd rather stick a ----- in them,

Better?

[wtmusic]

3. MIght want to touch up that post a bit

...while you can.

[donco6]

2. Forking only lets out the juices.

It's best to use a meat thermometer.

Mine says, "Overcooked and unfit for consumption."