Here comes Osama!

[here_is_to_hope]

Any minute now...
Can ya feel it? With everything that is crumbling, there is nothing, but nothing that will pull the headlines down but his capture or death.

[ComerPerro]

1. nah, doesn't seem likely. I mean, if so, why would they have rolled out the by now old story

of the confessions they managed to torture out of KSM?

[TomInTib]

7. Has that bs caught any traction?

I do not believe the average American could believe even a third of that crap.

I mean, I know some great organizers, but no one I know could find enough time to even begin to try to plan all of the adventures for which he is credited.

[ComerPerro]

8. traction or not, its too soon after. They aren't gonna blow it all at once

[Botany]

2. The freezer in east What- is- it- stan is about to be opened?

[Glorfindel]

4. Trashkanistan, but that's not important now

Not even OBL can rescue this pathetic bunch of monsters :hi:

[Botany]

5. Funny

I have a customer who deals with "international stuff"
and told me that the former "stan republics" in the old
U.S.S.R. were all Trashkanistans .... Poverty, pollution,
radiation left over from soviet activities, ad really corrupt ...
he said that the CIA was very busy in some of those lands.

:hi: Agent Mike get a job!

[Bandit]

3. Haven't you heard, Osama has been cleared of all charges

This other guy just confessed to every crime ever attributed to Osama. He was a strong leader, as FBI said he lasted longer under waterboarding than any other person...Osama is no longer the boogyman...

[TerdlowSmedley]

6. I'm telling you, you lives in the Bush poolhouse in Kennebunkport.

He's called "Cousin Sami" and will be trotted out at the appropriate moment.

[gatorboy]

9. He's the Underdog of the Republican party.