23/6 Guide: Voting While Wasted

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A woman in Albuquerque taking advantage of early voting passed out in the voting booth with a bottle of vodka tucked into her pants. Her ballot will have to be hand-counted since she passed out before casting her vote.

Uh oh. We were afraid of this.

This year's election is like no other. Millions of Americans are having trouble reconciling themselves with the vote they plan to cast, and when Americans have trouble making a decision, they turn to alcohol. Many voters know that Obama is right for the country, but they also know that they're going to have to do about 50 shots before casting their vote for a black man. Conversely, die-hard Republicans and racists who absolutely refuse to vote for Obama even though they fear McCain and Sarah Palin will have to be very lit in order to put their country in harms way.
In short, people are gonna party this election day, and it's gonna get out of hand. If you know that you're going to need to get wasted in order to cast the vote you know is right, you need to do it responsibly. 23/6 is here to help, with this handy guide to drunken voting...





http://www.236.com/news/2008/10/22/hospitals_prepare_for_influx_o_9699.php