Obama vs. McCain on the issues that matter (parody)

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I used to be totally assured that my vote for Obama was the correct one. Now, after researching the issues, I'm not 100% sure.

McCain's favorite author: Ernest Hemingway
Obama's favorite books include...: Moby Dick & Self-reliance

result: tie!

McCain drives a Cadillac CST (city 17 MPG/Highway 26 MPG)
Obama drives a Chrysler 300C (city 17 MPG/Highway 25 MPG)

Result: MCCain wins by 1 MPG!

McCain is not computer literate.
Obama is extremely computer literate.

Result: Obama wins this round!

McCain like vodka and coffee
Obama is vague on the subject.

Result: rematch!

McCain like pizza and donuts.
Obama like pizza and chili.

result: tie!

McCain's political hero is Teddy Roosevelt
Obama's heroes are Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Caesar Chavez

result: Obama wins this round!

McCain like ABBA and 1960's rock and roll
Obama likes Stevie Wonder, John Coltrane and Miles Davis.

result: tie!

McCain has 2 dogs, a cat, 13 fish, two turtles, a ferret and three birds
Obama has no pets

result: landslide for McCain!

McCain's favorite movie is "Viva Zapata!"
Obama prefers Casablanca and The Godfather.

result: Tie!


All results judged independently by me. This is meant to be a joke and funny. Please respond in kind.

all info taken from: www.obama-mccain.info







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