Not Excederin. Not Maalox. Not Xanax. Nope .......

[Stinky The Clown]

..... nothing's gunna calm you down or make you feel better until about 8.30 PM EST tomorrow.

Just know you're not alone. We're all feeling that way. This one is actually palpable.

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. TRYING HARD to get some work done

oh wait, I have to wrestle with the Windows Machine...

That makes me want to kick that piece of crap all the way to the next county...

[Sedona]

2. Absolute!

[Cerridwen]

3. "Third time's a charm."

Forty years (plus or minus) of lead up to the last eight years of in-your-face neocon agendas might actually wake up the US population.

[rockymountaindem]

4. I feel fine

Mostly I'm wrestling over whether or not I should go get some frozen yogurt right now. I think I'm gonna.

We're gonna steamroll the McCain campaign.

[NightWatcher]

5. I am tired and excited and I'll be working from 6:30A-polls close

I dont know if I can sleep tonight, but worried......I am not.

We either win it, or we take it back by force

[barbtries]

6. thank you.

good to know i'm not alone. there simply is nothing else on my mind. tomorrow's gonna be a toughie, i have to work.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

7. How little you know.................

I've already done the math, got out the pill-cutter, measured the lemon vodka, and set the timer.

Even picked up the new Vicodin refill today, and got out the old Ativan stash. The Xanax is there, just in case.

HA!

Really.

Do you think the sixties were wasted on all of us?

Pie.

I forgot to get pie.

Must get pie ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->

[Stinky The Clown]

9. :ppppppffffffsssssstttttttt:

:rofl:

[htuttle]

10. I'm taking a tip from Mama Stephanie

I bought a box of wine!

...though maybe I better get another tomorrow afternoon...

[Tangerine LaBamba]

11. ONE?

You just got ONE?

That's like me having ONE Vicodin. Or ONE Ativan. Or ONE Xanax.

I will need at least TWO pies.

Yes, you must get the other one. Otherwise, the first one gets lonely........................

[kayakjohnny]

13. Here's what Simpson's writer, Daniel Chun, suggests.....

Take a whole bunch of sleeping pills and don’t wake up until Tuesday. Sleeping pills are dangerous, so you have to make sure to take the exact right amount. Here’s how--swallow as many pills as you can until you feel yourself dying. Then just vomit lightly and you should be all set.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7687248

[Tangerine LaBamba]

14. The problem with that

is that the acidic composition of the sleeping pills will make you puke before they get a chance to dissolve, so then you end up in an ER, with some fiend putting tubes up your nose and down your stomach, and there are chunks of charcoal everywhere you look.

Nope. Good plan, but it needs polishing.

Thank you, though, and welcome to DU! :hi:

[kayakjohnny]

20. TY.

[zanne]

8. My solution to restlessness...

Dance! Get out your old Springsteen records and rock around the house! Good for you and good for the people who have to watch you worry. (Of course, you should be wearing headphones). Who knows? You might just look lame enough to be a Youtube star! Absolute BEST song to dance to--Flip Fantasia.

[NNN0LHI]

12. Brioschi in a cold glass of water does me just fine

Had one about a half hour ago. Burrp.

[Stinky The Clown]

17. o/~ Take Brioschi, mild Brioschi, Take Brioschi, its best for you. o/~

Do you remember that jingle?

There's only one store I know of that even sells that stuff. I buy it two bottles at a time. It works remarkably well.

[NNN0LHI]

19. I don't remember the jingle. At least not consciously. You know how that goes

But I also have to order the stuff two bottles at a time like you from the only place I know of that can get it. Docs Drugs.

I like it a lot too.

And it does work.

Don

[VoodooGuru]

15. At least I'll have fun trying to feel better with chemistry while I worry...

Here's tomorrow night's election party for me, in smilies:

Warming up:
:beer: :smoke: :hippie: :popcorn: :bounce:

Freaked out a little by early red-state calls like KY:

:freak: :wow: :scared: :tinfoilhat:

OK, calm down a little... then cut loose:

:grouphug: :beer: :beer: :smoke: :beer: :nopity: :toast: :beer: :+ :7

Victory!:

:toast: :party: :dem: :loveya: :woohoo: :hangover:

[shadowknows69]

16. Can I take my Xanax anyway?

It makes me feel fluffy B-)

[Stinky The Clown]

18. "Fluffy"?

:spray:

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. I just want to be able to breathe again. It's been a long time.