Palin releases "summary" of medical records. (UPDATED w/ Link)

[Madrone]

Just overheard on Fox. No link, but when someone finds one please post it here.

"Summary" says Palin in good health.

Link from CNN: http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/03/palins-medical-history-released/

[MnFats]

1. 'summary' means nothing at all. worthless.

here's betting it's so vague as to be entirely useless.


then again it could indicate she's completely insane.

[Madrone]

2. Agreed.

I find it interesting that it's "breaking" on Fox news NOW - at 7:45 PM Pacific time, the day before the election!

[MazeRat7]

3. In summary.... she is alive. n/t

[Madrone]

4. LOL!

Still watching for the link....

[flvegan]

5. "Begin summary. Female. Breathing. Annoying. End summary."

[Bluebear]

16. --------------

:spray:

[Madrone]

6. Just heard Greta repeat it again -

Her doctor stated Palin is in excellent health with no known health problems that would interfere with her responsibilities of VP of the US.

Still no link on Fox, CNN, or MSNBC.

[LisaL]

7. I wonder which doctor said that.

Would it be the same one who delivered baby Trig?

[Madrone]

9. Inquiring minds want to know....

:D

[LisaL]

22. Oh yea the link shows the letter was written by the

doctor who delivered baby Trig.

[SoCalDem]

11. Took her Dr. Gal-Pal long enough to write that novella

We'll never know the truth until Bristol gets in a snit and wites a tell-all...

working title:

My Momma Done Stolded My Baby,
so I Got Knocked Up All Over

[MnFats]

24. 'no known health problems. if you cover them up well, they will not be known...

Gawd but I hope this woman faces into richly-deserved obscurity.
Please, please send her back to the tundra.
or federal prison, when we find out all the skullduggery she's committed...

[yodoobo]

8. What a bunch of crap. She is clearly being deceptive

A summary. wtf.

This isn't hard really. A photocopier and an hour or two is all it takes.

[Madrone]

10. True - but Obama released a summary as well.

That will be her excuse.

[gratuitous]

12. The day before the election . . . a "summary"

I wonder if these were Obama's records whether Fox would be quite so blasé about their release.

I'm guessing that the rabid right would be in full-throated baying "outrage" about what Obama was hiding. Or would they be as calm and thoughtful as they are about Obama's birth certificate?

[ColbertWatcher]

13. I got her "summary" right here ...

44-year old female

has been pregnant before

weighs some, achieves a height

can see, can hear

has a heartbeat, can breathe

has hands, feet (may or may not be flat)

can walk, jump, touch her toes

Etc, etc.

[beac]

14. You forgot "Has frequent and super-cute single-eye spasms."

;)

[ColbertWatcher]

15. LOL! n/t

[Omnibus]

18. You also forgot...

...extensive plastic surgery.

[ColbertWatcher]

25. LOL! n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. No follow-up since last exorcism

She decided to only release her witch doctor records.

[ColbertWatcher]

26. Too funny! n/t

[LiberalHeart]

17. Breaking News: No breaking news. What a crock.

[Madrone]

19. You expected anything less from them?

I'm surprised they released THAT much.

I guess that way she can still say she's mavricky... :eyes:

[ColbertWatcher]

21. Sounds more like a letter than medical records. n/t

[That Is Quite Enough]

23. If she has nothing to hide, what the fuck is their problem?

Jesus. If she's in such perfect health, why can she not release her medical records?

Oh well. They're already sunk.