Ted Stevens' facebook page! Hilarity on the Wall!

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gems like:

"Ted, just a brief word of advice, do not shout "Drill Baby, Drill!" at your cellmate. It doesn't mean the same thing in jail."

"Hello Mr. Stevens. My friend wants to know if you call it the big house or the pokey."

"Innocent? What does the GOP pass out for you to smoke? Ignorance in this country is increasing every year and its frightening... I wonder if it has to do with the GOP gutting education since the early 80's?"

"Ted, when you get into prison, your best bet is to join a gang. I don't think that BGF will take you, so you should try to join the Aryan Brotherhood."

""What up, kid. I know shit's rough doing your bid. When the cops came you should've slid to my crib."

and the straight to the point: "Enjoy prison, Ted!"

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