The Queen in the headlights look...I'm glad that threat to national security is past

[Hubert Flottz]

During the VP debate between Joe Biden, proven Statesman and Sarah Palin proven runner-up I wondered about Sarah's "Vision For America's Future". How did Sarah see the America of the future with her hair in her eyes? How much brain power does it take to reach up to one's face and brush the hair out of one's eyes? Yet the lady talked on and on that night, batting her watering eye like a toad in a hailstorm, until at last after about ten minutes the camera finally came back on her and she'd brushed her hair away. That vision of Sarah's hairy eyeball burned itself into my GOP tortured brain and I guess I'll carry that to my grave. I'm glad that someone with a little more attention to detail than a pet nanny goat wearing $450.00 lipstick, will be the one who is a heartbeat away from the oval office.

So flame me if you freakin' will but...I won't feel a thing, but sweet relief! ***** W-H-E-W!

[shadowknows69]

1. Is there any doubt that if they'd won

McCain would have met with an accident or mysterious heart attack within a month? We didn't dodge a bullet, we doged a moose with a nuke up it's ass launched from a catapult.

[bulloney]

3. Now, there's an image I'll be taking to work with me.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Ain't that the truth...

I think McCain was afraid for his life, once he got to know the WaaaaSilly Hillbillies!

I think that wild look in McCain's eyes when he did the interviews next to the Hillbilly Queen was the look of genuine mortal fear and non-disbelief.

I'll bet the temperature dropped 75 degrees in Alaska, when The Queen Of The Great White North returned to her home state to hibernate and refit until 2012!

[cobalt1999]

9. No doubt at all.

The core republicans hate McCain for being too liberal and not following the party orders. They would have only been arguing "How long before we can get McCain out of the way?" 1 month? 6 months? 1 year?

[juno jones]

11. You know it!

That lady had *Messalina* written all over her in day-glo lipstick.

[liberal N proud]

2. What's there to flame, the world sighed a huge sigh of relief Tuesday

[Hubert Flottz]

5. The fish have even bitten better since Tuesday night!

And don't think I'd lie about it, just because I've been fishing since then!

[asteroid2003QQ47]

6. re: Hubert's eternal vision. Serves you right for...

being the only male viewer locked onto Sarah's eyes.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I admit I was spellbound, but I remembered the movie Jason and

the Argonauts, so every time that Sarah tried to respond to the host or to Senator Biden I'd hit the mute button and play my vintage imported electric lyre, hooked up to a vintage cry-baby wah-wah pedal and a large chain of vintage Fender Super Reverb amps with the volumes turned up to 10.

[Vickers]

8. Dude, you should put a Bad Monkey overdrive in your effects chain!

:headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang::headbang:

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Speaking of Grunge...

I probably need to add on a quad tube screamer set-up to out screech and wail that Banshee in a bear trap tone that Sarah's voice gets, over those horridly overdriven house PA systems that her sound man cranks up wherever she gigs.(thank Gawd for clip protection, or the GOP would have had to spend another quarter mill on speaker cabinets) And they say rock and roll is hard on the ears?

[asteroid2003QQ47]

10. re: Hubert's toys

It's painfully obvious you've never been through a Maine divorce.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Do you think I need to change the name of this thread to...

My Pet Gloat?

[kskiska]

13. Rev. Dobson's been pretty quiet since the election

I wonder what his take is. He was behind her all the way.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I'll bet you that Rev. Dobson's viper is in a wad over this defeat...

He'll need to pray for some divine Moveondedness and Getoverance!

[asteroid2003QQ47]

16. Back on topic.

"The RNC spent at least $150,000 on designer clothing, accessories and beauty services for Palin after she became John McCain's running mate..."

In the interest of fronting a serious contender the RNC could have saved the lion's share of the hundred and fifty thou by curbing her ability to talk "on and on" with a two dollar roll of Red Green Duct Tape thus saving the $450.00 lipstick for Sarah's rock hard nipples. Yes?