DUzy Awards for the week will be posted on Sunday evening.

[JeffR]

There are some nasty recount issues going on behind the scenes, I can't get ES&S technical support to return my calls and that jerk Norm Coleman is urging me to abandon the whole effort.

:-(

[KitchenWitch]

1. Don't be bullied by that jackass Norm Coleman

[NanceGreggs]

2. Is this Obama's fault?

:shrug:

[Ikonoklast]

3. Oh, sure, blame it all on Norm Coleman

We all really know Todd Palin's silk underwear has something to do with it.

[Muttocracy]

4. take as long as you need, the DUzys must be counted!

:patriot:

[flvegan]

5. Working on the Sabbath? You Godless heathen!

:P

[malaise]

6. We'll survive

Don't abandon the effort.

[graywarrior]

7. Don't make me drink over this

[Mabus]

8. You gotta do what you gotta do

Thanks for the notice.

K&R for visibility.

[Bobbie Jo]

9. STOP the recount. The rules clearly call for a run off in this instance.

[Orsino]

23. Stop it NOW!

Goddammit, angry white people insist!

[KamaAina]

10. So no one in Georgia can get a DUzy until next month?

:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

11. The whole DUzy thing is rigged.

Greg Palast told me so.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

12. Yeah, sure....

Duzy? What's a Duzy?

[PBS Poll-435]

13. We can wait

Every vote must be counted.

The World is Watching.

[shadowknows69]

14. This will not look good for you in the next election cycle

THE PEOPLE REMEMBER!!! If only we had known of this delay on Monday. Alas JeffR was elected as keeper of the DU wit once again. ;-)

[scarletwoman]

15. Sheesh. Do you realize I actually had to do a SEARCH to find this post?!

I've been clicking through Latest/Greatest/General Discussion for over 2 hours now, and I NEVER saw this post. What the hell.

I can wait 'til Sunday, that's all cool. Not that I believe any of your lame excuses -- I think you've just gotten too damn drunk to get your shit together, and you figure you'll be too hungover tomorrow. So, Sunday it is.

:P
sw

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. You don't have

a JeffR scream-alert installed? Here's what it looks like:

[scarletwoman]

18. Never mind what it *looks* like -- what the hell does it SOUND like?

[scarletwoman]

16. k&r -- so maybe some other folks can find this... (nt)

[AlCzervik]

19. Good luck Jeff and if you can maybe sometime in the future you could share some of the details?

[lonestarnot]

20. I need them tonight damn it!

:evilgrin:

[scarletwoman]

22. Yeah, me too. Waiting for that sweet release...

[lonestarnot]

24. I need some laughing going down.

[islandmkl]

21. the DUZY machine is rigged!!

I kept writing humorous stuff...and insightful, at that...

and when i hit 'post message'...some inane gibberish was posted...

EVERY TIME!!

[SwampG8r]

26. same thing here

i think its a virus on the intertubes

[Hubert Flottz]

28. It did keep flipping my posts from funny to...

SERIES!1!1!!!!!!1111!!!! I felt like it was STOCKING me! Pawn my HOHNER it did!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear JeffR!

Take as much time as you need, sweetie!

We like our DUzy's well prepared!

And please pay no attention to that stinker Norm Coleman!

We need our weekly fix, you know!

:hug:

Oh, I almost forgot: K&R

:patriot:

[Hubert Flottz]

27. When in doubt jerk that old clenis out it's the snake that made Eve

bite the big one!

The ROOT of ALLLLLLLLL Evil!

How can you ever expect to win the blame game without pointing the finger at the clenis menace?

[Kurovski]

29. This wouldn't have happened

if you jerks had just voted for Wetzelbill the way you were all supposed to.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

30. Can I nominate this post for a DUzy?

:D

[myrna minx]

31. I think you should concede to save the taxpayers from paying for a recount.

We need to begin the healing. :rofl: