It has been Eight Long Years ...... and that phoney fucking ........

[Stinky The Clown]

...... "Texas" accent still grates on me like nails on a blackboard.

George, you were born in Connecticut, raised as a blueblood, went to Andover, Yale, and Harvard and don't ride horses.

Give it a fucking rest.

[knowbody0]

1. plus he always forgets and says "rather" like a blueblood

what a hoot

[panader0]

2. As they say in Texas; "All hat and no horse".

[Jane Austin]

5. Er . . .

All hat and no cattle.

:)

[Dukkha]

3. he couldn't even hack it in the oil busines there!

and in Texas that's like running a lemonade stand

[Sal Minella]

4. You mean the "Kennebunkport Kowboy" act never drew you in?

You thought there was something not-quite-right about a "ranch" with not a horse in sight? (and cows trucked in only for Special Occasions) And a "barn" they rented and had to drive five miles to get to for the "ranch" photo-ops?

So all that busywork brush-clearin' and pickup truck drivin' an all -- an you still don't rekkanize him as a Texas rancher?

Goldurn, ma'am, we have a sayin' in Texas, didn't fool me once, didn't fool me the second time, and ya ain't never gonna fool me no matter how hard you try, neither.

[northofdenali]

6. Harvard joke I heard today -

Freshman, new on campus, stops an upper classman and asks, "Hey, where's the library at?"

Upper classman responds, "At HahVahd, we do not end our sentences with prepositions, suh."

Freshman replies, "Ok. Where's the library at, mutha fucka?"

Agreed, the Texas/Southern accent is SO FAKE.