How long would it take for you to confess to doing 9-11 under torture?

[Philosoraptor]

Months of waterboarding? Weeks of no sleep? Days in a pile of naked prisoners? Hours? Minutes?

Or would you rather die than falsely confess to killing 3000 people?

Me personally, under five minutes.

Today asshole repub dunkkkan hunter said that the U.S. only tortured 3 people in total, and that they all three confessed ties to nine eleven. Hey dunkkkan, you'd confess that you were Donald Fucking Duck rather than drown you revolting fucking monster.

[unhappycamper]

1. Duncan (lemon chicken) Hunter?

Or Duncan Jr.?

[Philosoraptor]

2. Yeah, lemon pepper chicken every Friday hunter

[ThomWV]

3. 12 Seconds or 1/2 Teaspoon of water, whichever came first

[spanone]

4. mr hunter is ALL FOR a criminal activity. it is illegal to torture mr duncan, understand?..no

[el_bryanto]

5. I don't know - I think I could last twice as long as you.

Maybe even three times. But I suppose it's not a competition.

Bryant

[Speck Tater]

6. I would also confess to the assasination of Abraham Lincoln, and

I would add that I crafted the knife that Brutus used on Caesar. But they would never find out that my secret weather control machine caused Katrina. There are some secrets I will take with me to the grave.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Depends, how good is the bartender?

- Interrogation.

- What?

- Methods to withstand interrogation.

- You've done that? We were taught to hold out indefinitely.

- Nobody can hold out indefinitely.

- Ah, is that so ?

- Everybody has a limit. I spent some time in interrogation... once.

- They make it hard on you ?

- They don't make it easy.
Yeah, it was unpleasant.
I held out as long as I could.
All the stuff they tried.
You just can't hold out for ever.
Impossible.

- How'd they finally get to you ?

- They gave me a grasshopper.

- What's a grasshopper ?

- That's two part gin, two part brandy, one part crème de menthe...


From the movie "Ronin"

[Journeyman]

8. When they struck the flame to heat the lead for the enema they promised if I didn't talk. . .

but probably a moment before then . . .

[glowing]

9. I don't like pain. one screech of nails on a chalk board or tickle of my feet.

and I'll admit to anything..

[Vincardog]

10. NO One can withstand torture. Confess and tell them exactly what they want to hear ASAP, Before I

bleed the first drop

[TomInTib]

11. I've tried waterboarding.

Admittedly, on a somewhat primitive scale (in the shower).

Hell, after about four sessions I would confess to killing JFK, MLK, and Lincoln.

[bertman]

12. Hell, I'd confess when they showed up at the door. And give up Bush and Cheney as the

ringleaders, too. And Rumsfeld.

[BrklynLiberal]

13. I had to mute the TV while he was talking.

I just decided that my time is too valuable to waste it listening to that morally deficient idiot spouting the party line of one lie after another. Justification for torture...what an embarrassment. Moran tried to present a good argument against the garbage that Hunter was spewing..

[Ghost in the Machine]

14. Stick me in a room listening to country music and I'll confess to *anything* in about 2 minutes...

... just to get the hell out of there....

[pipi_k]

17. bwahahahah

The Carrie Underwood Method of Behavior Modification....


:7

[Ghost in the Machine]

21. Three words...

Achy Breaky Heart...


AUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I DID IT! I DID IT!! HAVE MERCY ON ME, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! I'MMMMMMMM GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[ColbertWatcher]

15. Depends, what will my torturer be wearing? n/t

[pipi_k]

16. I've already confessed

to being responsible for Disco music and the great Northeast Blackout on November 9, 1965

And that was after being threatened with having my mascara confiscated forever.


No telling what I'd confess to if I were threatened with waterboarding or some other more evil deed...


:scared:

[Greyhound]

18. Wouldn't even have to start. Once you're at that point, they are determined to hang it on

you, so why prolong the agony (unless you're into that kind of thing)?

[wildbilln864]

19. k & friggin R! where are the other r's?

:banghead:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. You are talking

about my guy...

And yes, he is a total POS.

I cringe when I have to look upon him. :eyes:

I would crack before the torture started - all they would have to do is show me a wet board. I am no hero... :scared:

[Philosoraptor]

22. ............

[Solly Mack]

23. PDQ

[lunatica]

24. Since it's known that torture will ALWAYS elicit a 'confession'

I would confess at the first move to torture me. I'm not stupid.