Why the Rude Pundit Will Not Be Writing About Ann Coulter's New Book

[Lisa0825]

:applause:

1/08/2009
Why the Rude Pundit Will Not Be Writing About Ann Coulter's New Book (Other Than This):
1. Because fuck her.

2. Because a couple of years ago, when the Rude Pundit had been on the case in exposing Coulter's obvious plagiarism in her previous "book," he was approached by a small-but-well-regarded press to work on a book about Coulter's life in the hopes of revealing something to discredit her. The Rude Pundit was even going to work with a Well-Known Journalist on the project. He wrote a proposal for his approach to the thing, which involved lots of travel and research. But something gnawed at him, so he bailed on the damn thing. It was this simple: life's too fucking short to waste a couple of years of it stalking some Aryan whore just to prove that she's obviously a liar. And a whore. The same goes for the hour or so it would take to read her new "book."

3. Because it's not really what we would call a "book." No, it's just a series of subhuman grunts and yowls from a right-wing dye-job cunt who trolls the internet looking for anything tangentially-related to whatever point she's barely making so she can cut and paste it, all the while Joe McCarthy's ghost finger fucks her, Father Coughlin's gives her a rim job, and Anita Bryant's sits on her face and wriggles. Such tomes, typed by gnarled, nervous fingers while the typist is reamed by damned spirits, need not be recognized as worthy of discussion.

more.... http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/

[madeline_con]

1. "It was this simple:

life's too fucking short to waste a couple of years of it stalking some Aryan whore just to prove that she's obviously a liar. And a whore."

"a right-wing dye-job cunt"


Anita Bryant? There's a blast from the past!


:rofl: :rofl:

[Lisa0825]

6. Yeah, I didn't know about her views until I read it on DU!

Love your username, BTW! :)

[cliffordu]

2. Well....

:rofl:


That fucking guy talks like I do, but he's funny.

[Lisa0825]

4. I excuse him for saying shit that for anyone else I would be angry enough to spit nails at!

But only because he so skillfully destroys those I so loathe!

[cliffordu]

7. HE DOES use a few words I am loathe to utter.....

and yes, he destroys them perfectly.

[roguevalley]

27. sometimes for some people the words fit. :-D

[cliffordu]

28. If God didn't want us to use the C word, he wouldn't have given us Coultergeist.

[MrSlayer]

3. Rude Pundit rules.

Dead on, as usual.

[Lisa0825]

8. yup yup.

Even when his words make me cringe, I almost always agree with him.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. The perfect sentence:

"Because fuck her."

One of my latest, and proudest, accomplishments was being one of the winners in the Rude Pundit's haiku contest a few weeks ago.

The Rude Pundit is one of a kind, and a real treasure.

"Because fuck her."

[Lisa0825]

10. Too cool!

What was your Haiku?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

18. I had to go look for it,

because I couldn't remember it, which is really pathetic.

(Lisa, the number in your screenname is my birthday - August 25 - how odd!)

Here it my Rude Pundit haiku:

From Tangerine L.:
If I live too long
Spring will bring another Bush.
I hope I die first.

[ColbertWatcher]

21. It's poetic, actually. n/t

[Heathen57]

9. I don't think so!

>>1/08/2009
Why the Rude Pundit Will Not Be Writing About Ann Coulter's New Book (Other Than This):
1. Because fuck her.<<<

Reasons I wouldn't 'do' her.
1) You can't keep the bag on her head since the hot air blows it off.

2) I'd be afraid of falling in considering how big it is. (after all, she is all c__t)

3) You'd probably catch something that you couldn't scrub off with Comet and battery acid.

4) I'd feel so guilty about defiling myself.

and finally,

5) It'd be my luck that she would enjoy it too much and end up following me around for the rest of my life.

I would surely have to commit hari-kari if the last one happened.

[Lisa0825]

11. Good reasons to keep one's distance!

I wouldn't want to get near her without an impenetrable force field!

[The Doctor.]

15. That....

And I'm not into necrophilia, nor do I want to be cannibalized after the fact simply for being male.

I think most share your sentiments, they're DUzies.

[donco6]

12. Because fuck her.

That's just too funny.

[Lisa0825]

13. Never was a response more appropriately succinct. nt

[backscatter712]

23. She's not my type.

:puke:

She's just recycling the same hateful spew of crap that was in her previous books. I took a peek at her book the other day, but certainly won't spend money on it.

[Lisa0825]

14. My favorite line....

This SOOOOOOO sums up Coultergeist...

7. Because attention whores get off on attention like scat lovers get off on having big shits taken on them.

[ihavenobias]

20. K & R

:)

[navarth]

16. wonderful stuff.

thanks!

[Vinnie From Indy]

17. Fuckin' A Man! I love the "Rude Pundit"!

He cracks me up!

[BrklynLiberal]

19. K&R..

[MyOwnPeace]

22. Not sure which reply is the best ----

but you can't pick a loser among them!
Oh, it is so much fun to have so much fun with so much hate!!!! (or does that make us like her?)

[lies and propaganda]

24. i oft wish i could marry that man..

besides KO, he is my dream dude..

[Joe the Liberal]

25. LOL The Rude Pundit is Hilarious..........

and he makes a good point.........

"life's too fucking short to waste a couple of years of it stalking some Aryan whore just to prove that she's obviously a liar. And a whore. The same goes for the hour or so it would take to read her new "book.""

[Lisa0825]

26. kick for the day shift

:kick:

[Lil Missy]

29. I don't know why anyone gives that hateful shrew the time of day.