Wow. Serious crimes are being looked into by federal grand jury!!!!!!

[Stinky The Clown]

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/01/report-roger-cl.html

Report: Roger Clemens target of grand jury probe

A federal grand jury is looking into allegations that Roger Clemens lied under oath when he told a congressional panel that he never used steroids or human-growth hormone to improve his performance on the mound, according to The Washington Post.

Other witnesses contradicted Clemens' testimony before the House Oversight Committee.

The paper says there's no reason to believe that we'll see an indictment any time soon.

Can **anyone** tell me where I can beg, borrow, steal, or buy a fucking break?


Pssssst ...... Mr. Prosecutor ....... "war crimes" ....... pas it on.

:eyes:

[OwnedByFerrets]

1. No one in the monkeyboy administration TOLD them they couldnt

look into this.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

2. Pssssssst

[aquart]

5. Love the downward slant.

[seemslikeadream]

3. This is no joke

[Stinky The Clown]

4. I know

How we love shiny things.

[conscious evolution]

9. OOOOOOHHH!1!1

Big bright shiny thing!!

Wait a miiiiiiinute!


Me thinks we is getting screwed.That or its a big bright shiny thing of our own.

[Sebastian Doyle]

6. Chimpy did own the Texas Rangers once

Maybe they can connect him to steroids if they won't prosecute him for anything else?

[TheKentuckian]

7. All the shit going on and we're spending resources on a baseball player?

If this is order then I'll take chaos.

[stillcool]

8. No wonder the feds were too busy..

to look into the criminal behavior of the financial sector.

[lonestarnot]

10. Neil Young would have liked to have added that song to his tune.