Dick on wheels?

[ColbertWatcher]

Olbermann says that Cheney will be attending the inaugural tomorrow in a wheelchair because he hurt his back moving boxes while moving!

WTF!?

Somehow I am skeptical about the reason why Cheney would be in a wheelchair.

[babylonsister]

1. Now I ask you-who gives a flip? I hope his back hurts-bad. nt

[ColbertWatcher]

2. He has been showing signs of being weak and sick.

I doubt he hurt his back.

[Graybeard]

3. Where is Tommy Udo when we need him?

Richard Widmark in "Kiss Of Death" (1947):evilgrin:

[ColbertWatcher]

7. LOL!

I was thinking more like Nixon's head from Futurama.

[underpants]

4. BROKE DICK

just like the rest of his life

[Fireweed247]

5. he's looking for sympathy

He wants us to forget about the war crimes, probably has plans to fake his own death...

[ColbertWatcher]

10. I think he's covering for some other illness. n/t

[Fireweed247]

21. you don't need a wheelchair for sadism

:rofl:

[malaise]

6. Or I'm too sick for prosecutions

Meanwhile Pete Seeger was standing upright and singing. Ah well!

[ColbertWatcher]

11. Interesting observation. n/t

[Fireweed247]

19. yes

Remember Libby before his trial?

Lewis "Scooter" Libby arrives at court on crutches
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/cheneys-aide-pleads-not-guilty-in-cia-leak-case-513839.html?action=Popup&gallery=no

[peekaloo]

8. More likely trying to move his Man Sized Safe.

[Lars39]

9. Lynn dropped her half of the man-size safe.

[johnfunk]

12. Alternative -- drive Cheney around in a people-powered Dickshaw!

I know -- the image of ol' Ticky Dick in his formal Vader outfit in a human=powered livery vehicle has pure comedy gold written all over it!

[ColbertWatcher]

13. Cheney would love for people to suffer while dragging him all over the place. n/t

[salguine]

14. MY VOODOO DOLL IS WORKING! MY VOODOO DOLL IS WORKING!! Next, I think

I'll make him incontinent.

[lonestarnot]

17. Old poopie pants, spare parts crash cart, could end up in a heap if that chair gets away from him.

:evilgrin:

[ColbertWatcher]

20. Please don't post any pics. n/t

[lonestarnot]

15. On a hill, far away,

:evilgrin:

[cynatnite]

16. They better use Professor X's plastic wheelchair for the inauguration n/t

[malaise]

18. I hope the security peeps search that wheel chair

The Dick loves guns.