If Limbaugh has all the answers, then why won't he run for office?

[MrScorpio]

I'm sure that he's much better bloviating zit on the ass of humanity than he ever could be as a public servant.

Not to mention that he's a coward who's all ego.

I hope that he sticks around as the honorary head of the GOP.

Anyone who's stupid enough to follow his ass is going to get FUCKED!

[liberal N proud]

1. Limbaugh is all mouth

I keep waiting for that mouth to consume itself

[11 Bravo]

2. Because he's a gutless blowhard?

[BOSSHOG]

6. He'd hate to have to

brag about his military career and courageous exploits. He's so bashful and humble. And then there's the fact that he has never done anything positive for our country. And that he has never been successful at anything but hating and lying. And he has no friends or social life. And the ole sanctity of marriage argument? Gosh it would be kind of tough for him to toss his hat into the ring. Not to mention the drug addiction. Wow, what a resume.

Hello 11 Bravo, a belated Happy New Year to you.

[MrScorpio]

10. Good to see my fellow vets in here

Limbfuck his damn self would definitely not fit in with this thread

[11 Bravo]

15. And I believe that some of his Jeff Christie exploits might also come to light.

(And Happy New Year to you as well, teammate.)

on edit: typo

[mitchum]

23. C'mon, plenty of our Founding Fathers trolled for cock in bus stations

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

3. Because he's making $33 Million a year mouthing off?

According to a book entitled "Bias" by Bernard Goldberg, Rush Limbaugh signed a contract in 2001 for $297 million dollars to broadcast through summer 2009, which would make the answer, $33 million per year..

[Raine]

4. He's a gutless wimp

who is afraid to put his "money" where his big ole mouth is.

[MrSlayer]

5. Quarter billion dollar contract?

Plus power with no accountability.

[mentalsolstice]

7. The cyst on his butt would preclude sitting through long meetings...

think sessions, and legislative hearings.

[alexandria]

8. He does not want to take a paycut.

[cherish44]

19. I think he even said something to that effect

Plus he knows he'd FAIL

[Blaze Diem]

9. He'd have to get up off his fat ass and move around on two feet.

He's a lazy-ass drug addict with a dictionary full of big people adjectives.

[spanone]

11. he would have to stand up to scrutiny... bwahahahaaaa

[.... callchet ....]

12. I heard the ignorant self serving sociopath bashing the UAW

for getting retirement pay. Rush just can't see people getting paid for not working. That was the same week that Stan Oneal got the $180,000

retirement package. What a rotten son of a bitch self serving contradiction Rush Limbaugh is. He has his litany down pat and he plays to an

audience. He plays to the people that think homeless people choose that life style. He believes that if you don't have health insurance his god is

telling you you need to die. He is a rotten vomit human being.

[.... callchet ....]

26. $180 million retirement package

[shaniqua6392]

13. He is so fat he could not run out of a burning building.

Besides that, he is making millions every year by inciting the Repukes.

[ColbertWatcher]

14. Damn straight, we need to start a Limbaugh2012.com right away! n/t

[KharmaTrain]

16. He'd Never Win Election...

Rushbo's act only works when he's behind the curtain...able to throw the bombs and then duck back into the shadows. He's not designed to be the king, but the king maker...providing the verbal barrages and barbs that further the GOOP agenda and with it his own power and influence.

The fun of sitting behind that golden microphone is you never have to be held accountable for what you say. The only voter you have is your repugnican bosses. He can't explain his bile lest show any responsibility for his verbage...while an asset for a politician, it's even moreso for a propagandist.

[Lint Head]

17. Is it because people may find out he is a pedophile?

:dem:

[bridgit]

18. He'd have to actually get up off his ass, exit his little fun house of mirrors and do some work

[UTUSN]

20. Uh, ... beCAUSE?!1 ... Like, uh, there's some kind of VETTING?!1 n/t

[treestar]

21. He would get killed in the debates

An actual Democratic opponent isn't somebody he could just hang up on.

[mitchum]

22. The only thing he will run for is a naked 12 year old Dominican boy

it's the only exercise that fat piece of shit ever gets

[MrMickeysMom]

24. If that puss filled joke has the answers, I don't even WANT to know the question!

[Mendocino]

25. Do politicians have to pass drug screening?

[Monk06]

27. He should run. His TV show was such a success.