Tucker Carlson, Jon Stewart will end up like Lenny Bruce CNN

[Botany]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/15/tucker-carlson-rips-jon-s_n_175078.html

"..... this is the fate of all kinds of comedians look at Lenny Bruce."

CNN's Reliable Sources this AM. bitter much Tucker?

On August 3, 1966, Bruce was found dead in the bathroom of his Hollywood Hills home at 8825 Kings Road. The "official" photo, taken at the scene, showed
Bruce lying naked on the floor, a syringe and burned bottle cap nearby, along with various other narcotics paraphernalia. His official cause of death was acute
morphine poisoning caused by an accidental overdose.

Wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenny_Bruce

[sendero]

1. The difference is...

... Bruce is still loved and respected years after his death, nobody cares if Tucker dies tomorrow, and certainly he will not be remembered for accomplishing anything.

[Botany]

2. Tucker will always be known for getting called a dick by Stewart

:rofl:

[ejpoeta]

24. and for his bowtie

[Lex]

3. And just what reasoning underlies this odd comparison?

Did Tucker even attempt to give his reasoning on this or was he just having a sick fantasy about Stewart?

[FrenchieCat]

4. I'm expecting to read a headline in where Tucker is found

hanging by his bowtie.

[sendero]

13. With his ..

... pants at his ankles.

[Donnachaidh]

17. from a light fixture at the Chelsea Hotel. n/t

[LiberalFighter]

21. You are being too nice.

Most likely a smaller bowtie will be wound tight around the base below the testicles. A non breakaway bowtie around his neck attached to a rope looping through a hook in the ceiling back to his hand. Maybe his wife walks in and catches him in the act.

Just saw an episode of Special Victims Unit on cable last week with that as the method of death.

[notadmblnd]

5. I don't think Jon is a herion addict

Loosen up that bow tie Fucker. It's cutting off the oxygen to your brain.

[malaise]

6. Misery loves company

Jon Stewart destroyed him ages ago.

[Andy823]

7. Tucker

Is a "has been"! He lost his show, and when he came on during the elections he made an ass out of himself on most of his appearances. He was mad that he lost his show, and his attitude showed that. He is just trying to get any attention he can because he has not future, and if anyone ends up with an overdose it will be him!

[otohara]

8. Does Tucker Carlson Even Have A Job

these days?

He's completely irrelevant and this las test proves once again why.

[ejpoeta]

25. that's a good point. it was after stewart slammed him on crossfire

that bowtie got the axe. and he has been bouncing around ever since then. there wouldn't be any alternative reason for carlson's bitterness, would there?

[tsuki]

9. Hmmm, white and bitter??

[CTyankee]

14. Oh SNAP! That was a good one Stewart aimed at MJ.

Joe Scarborough looked like he didn't know what hit him...

[Imagevision]

10. Jon Stewart shouldn't be placed in the same sentence with Tucker Carlson (insulting)

[Vickers]

11. Jon Stewart rendered Tucker irrelevant in 2004.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

[walkaway]

12. Poor Tucker will say anything to get Jon Stewart to say anything about him

He is so desperate to be noticed he will say anything. When a total has-been starts shaking his tiny fist at a star (especially a smart one) expect it to be ignored. Unless Mr. Stewart feels sorry for the little fella and gives him a slap for old times sake.

[BuyingThyme]

15. Tucker is alreay being confused with Pee Wee Herman.

[Lex]

19. Yes, I can see the resemblance. (pics)

PeeWee has a much higher IQ though.

[Vanje]

16. I dont think Stewart is a heroin addict

So therefore Stewart would not likely be found dead of an overdose on his bathroom floor.

That would be a fate much more likely for "entertainer",and current public face of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh.

[Janice325]

18. Tucker who??? lol

Desperate much?? I don't think you've been getting much attention lately, but this is ridiculous!!
:rofl:

[rocktivity]

20. 'Tis far, far better to end up like Lenny Bruce

than like Tucker Carlson.


rocktivity

[Jennicut]

22. You mean sad, pathetic, with no show and still wearing stupid bow tie

like your 5 years old?

[tanyev]

23. Yeah, Jon better be careful or one of these days we'll see him making a pathetic fool of himself

on Dancing With the Stars. Oh wait, Tucker already did that, didn't he?

[Hannah Bell]

26. is that a threat?

[QueenOfCalifornia]

27. What a dumb fuck

that guy is such a dick.

I think I heard that somewhere before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE

[JanMichael]

28. This is the fate of all comedians? Like Bob Hope? George Burns?

Tucker is a loon.

[EstimatedProphet]

29. End up like Lenny Bruce? you mean, remembered decades later as far ahead of your time?

Darn the luck!

[acmavm]

33. Yeah, that's the part I was wondering about. The guy was a

political/social commentary genius.

[Ishoutandscream2]

30. That is really sick

Sad and pathetic little man.

[Goblinmonger]

31. I think Stewart should cover this

and his response should be "Wow, it only took you four years to think of that come back. Nice job."

[mitchum]

32. And Tucker Carlson will end up like Farley Granger