Complete the Jon Stewart quote: Tucker Carlson will end up like...

[BuyingThyme]

[Donnachaidh]

1. an aged rentboy on Wall Street, offering handjobs for smokes. n/t

[Raster]

3. SNAP!

That one is gonna leave a mark! :rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

2. Tucker *who*?

[rocktivity]

4. Tucker Carlson.

Actually, I consider Tucker to be most qualified to predict who will end up like Lenny Bruce seeing as he already has.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[rurallib]

5. his bow tie. The novelties gone so toss it in the trash.

[upi402]

6. a flea...

"Consider the flea! Incomparably the bravest of all the creatures of God, if ignorance of fear were courage."
-Twain

What a puke

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. Tucker will end up the new standard reference for hanging on past your expiration date.

As in, "Doesn't Joe the Plumber know he's 'tuckered?' Yet he keeps popping up like an old hemorrhoid."

[BuyingThyme]

8. Or, "What's the tucker date on that milk?"

Or, "My magazine subscription is about tuckered out."

[benld74]

9. like a used tissue on a dateless Saturday night after the GOP is finished with him

[BuyingThyme]

10. I wish I hadn't gotten that one.

[jimshoes]

11. little tucker carlson

Tucker Carlson will end up like this

[Wilber_Stool]

16. All he needs is a Sham-Wow and a spill.......n/t

[rocktivity]

17. Tucker Carlson and a nickel would get me

five pennies.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[GentryDixon]

12. Wishing he had his own show.

Loser.

[Stephanie]

13. Morton Downey Jr.

[B o d i]

14. Novakula's used diapers

[lonestarnot]

19. Haven't heard much about him lately. Is he in that bad of shape?

[Motown_Johnny]

20. self delete

nevermind

[lonestarnot]

22. LOL, wish I had seen it.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. The World Football League. n/t

[stanwyck]

18. Jeff Gannon. Hey, maybe Tucker and Jeff

could reactivate Jeff's old website. No, not the political one the Bushies bought Jeff (Guckert) so he could pose at the Bush press conferences. The one before that. Though Tucker might want to lose some of his puppy fat before he strips down to his undies.

[Motown_Johnny]

21. Tucker Carlson will end up like..... Zell Miller, except he will never hold political office

[Johonny]

23. Tucker Carlson

really how much lower can this guy go. He's a complete marginalize failure.

[hatrack]

24. It will involve the noun "vomit" and the verb "to aspirate"

:puke: on Tucker.

[alfredo]

25. A joke like Ann Coulter

[11 Bravo]

26. Lenny Bruce.