Family Values Update...GOOP Committeeman Admits "Nobody Was Naked"...

[KharmaTrain]

This story just gets better and better...

A quick recap...a local rushpublican committeeman...an "up and comer" in a party with little going on. This story looks like it's gonna provide some interesting reading. Here's the latest...

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=280592

SPRINGFIELD - Blaming a system glitch, the Barrington-Inverness police say they don't have the 9-1-1 call made by former Cook County GOP Chairman Gary Skoien the night his wife allegedly hit him with a toy guitar.

Deputy Chief Jerry Libit said Friday the recorder on the 9-1-1 station that took the call that led to Eni Skoien's arrest was not functioning properly and to his knowledge none of the 9-1-1 calls placed that evening to the particular station were recorded. Libit said he didn't know if the recorder has been fixed yet.

In a report accompanying Mrs. Skoien's arrest earlier this month, police say Mr. Skoien, the Palatine Township Republican committeeman, claimed his wife beat him with the toy guitar after finding him in their children's playroom with two prostitutes. Gary Skoien denies he was with two prostitutes when police say his wife attacked him at 1:15 a.m. March 8. Skoien has called the report "absolutely wrong" and said the women were friends.

"No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked," Skoien, 55, previously told the Daily Herald. "I'm a politician. You think I'd call police if I weren't afraid for my life?"

Discuss...

[gratuitous]

1. A hood is clothing, right?

And nipple rings cover something.

[KharmaTrain]

3. Ya Know The Other Shoe Is About To Drop...

...when you hear an excuse like that one :rofl:

Now c'mon...don't we all invite 2 female friends over at 1am? I know if I tried that here, a guitar would be the least of my troubles. More like Ginsu...

:rofl:

[beam me up scottie]

2. Guys like this are going to put the Onion out of business.

You just can't make this stuff up.

I would give anything to listen to that tape...

[SmileyRose]

4. His women friends (who weren't naked) didn't come to his aid?

You'd think 3 adults could get a toy guitar away from a crazy woman. LOL