I prefer the Prez uses a teleprompter to a wire in his ear.

[elehhhhna]

[Epiphany4z]

1. Aww they are jealous

because Obama can read and comprehend more than a 2 line bumper sticker

[Webster Green]

2. Yeah, and it was tuned in to radio station ROVE.

And the chimp still sounded like an imbecile every time he spoke. :banghead:

[Kolesar]

3. bush had that thing when he was drivin' his pickup truck--it may be a pacemaker

an insulin pump or a back brace

http://ungodlypolitics.blogspot.com/2004/10/its-back-brace-folks.html



The Box on Bush's Back
Rumors, denials, and wild speculation—a comprehensive guide.

http://www.slate.com/id/2108354/

[Webster Green]

4. He was probably getting driving instructions from Rove..

Keep in mind that he is a total fucking idiot. :smoke:

[Kolesar]

5. "Don't hit that burro!"

You'll lose the important veterinarian-assistant swing vote in our gerrymandered districts for the mid-terms!!