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Lint Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:04 PM Original message |
Man Says God Told Him To Cut Off Hand |
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islandmkl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
1. dude told me to take the 6th horse in the seventh race once... |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
2. And he screamed? |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:10 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. He was screaming in rapture. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:09 PM Response to Original message |
3. Those who will nothingness commonly find it. |
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dflprincess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
5. I wonder if the guy was out on Highway 61 when God told him this? |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
6. God is crazy SOB |
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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
7. it's called psychosis. and religion often figures large in it. |
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fascisthunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
8. because they can't bring themselves to admit that it's all in their own heads |
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Coffee and Cake (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. Reminds me of 50 people going blind as they look into the Sun for Virgin Mary |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Should've waited until dark............ |
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Coffee and Cake (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:31 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Or at least ordered a pair of Blu Blocker sunglasses. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:43 PM Response to Reply #9 |
22. That is freaky |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:45 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Thank goodness they've never heard of binoculars. |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:51 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. Or 8" Dobsonian telescopes |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 09:46 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. Don't you mean a magnifying glass? |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
10. Shoulda told him to cut off his balls... |
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aquart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
11. Nah. God is weird. |
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Marie26 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
12. Schizophrenia. |
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Marr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:33 PM Response to Reply #12 |
21. Yes. |
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FLAprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
13. If God had a sense of humor he'd tell the guy to then cut the other hand off...himself |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM Response to Original message |
14. If god told him to jump off a bridge, would he do it? |
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Marie26 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:29 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Wow, you people suck for real. |
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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. totally and completely suck. and people here had the temerity |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:51 PM Response to Reply #16 |
24. Maybe he or others would have sought help if this had occurred outside the Bible Belt |
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Marie26 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. I doubt it |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
17. That God is one crazzzzy motherfucker |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
20. Poor SOB is probably schizophrenic. Not a laughing matter. |
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libodem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 09:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. Very sad |
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burning rain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 09:21 PM Response to Original message |
28. There's a greater miracle than God inspiring people to lop off limbs... |
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Strelnikov_ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-25-09 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
29. .. |
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