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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:04 PM
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Man Says God Told Him To Cut Off Hand
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 08:06 PM by Lint Head
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29780297/

He told Abraham to kill his son. He told Pat Robertson that Katrina was revenge for homosexual behavior.
What the hell is going on with people anymore that a they must blame their actions on the disembodied v0ice of God?















Edit to correct spelling
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:06 PM
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1. dude told me to take the 6th horse in the seventh race once...
lost my ass
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:07 PM
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2. And he screamed?
God must have forgotten to mention "and it's gonna hurt too!"
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:10 PM
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4. He was screaming in rapture.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:09 PM
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3. Those who will nothingness commonly find it.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:10 PM
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5. I wonder if the guy was out on Highway 61 when God told him this?
"Oh God said to Abraham kill me a son
Abe said man you must be puttin me on
God said no, Abe said what
God say you can do what you wanna but
The next time you see me comin you better run
Well Abe said where dyou want this killin done
God said out on highway 61..."

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/bob+dylan/highway+61+revisited_20021387.html
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cobalt1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:11 PM
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6. God is crazy SOB
The sooner people stop listening that wacko the better.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:11 PM
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7. it's called psychosis. and religion often figures large in it.
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:11 PM
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8. because they can't bring themselves to admit that it's all in their own heads
so they use "God".
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Coffee and Cake Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:13 PM
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9. Reminds me of 50 people going blind as they look into the Sun for Virgin Mary
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM
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15. Should've waited until dark............
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Coffee and Cake Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:31 PM
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18. Or at least ordered a pair of Blu Blocker sunglasses.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:43 PM
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22. That is freaky
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 08:44 PM by Canuckistanian
I just can't fathom the idiocy that demands that people look into the sun for extended periods of time in order to witness some imaginary "miracle".

I think the human race needs some more evolving.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:45 PM
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23. Thank goodness they've never heard of binoculars.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:51 PM
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25. Or 8" Dobsonian telescopes
If you want to go blind and don't have much time to spare, use a telescope to burn out your retinas.

:crazy:
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 09:46 PM
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30. Don't you mean a magnifying glass?
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:17 PM
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10. Shoulda told him to cut off his balls...
you know, make sure those genes aren't passed on to another generation.

Sid
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:25 PM
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11. Nah. God is weird.
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:26 PM
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12. Schizophrenia.
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM by Marie26
Now keep on w/the jokes about a mentally ill person.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:33 PM
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21. Yes.
Clearly mentally ill. I don't see the humor in this either.
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FLAprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM
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13. If God had a sense of humor he'd tell the guy to then cut the other hand off...himself
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:27 PM
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14. If god told him to jump off a bridge, would he do it?
oh, wait... never mind... :scared:
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:29 PM
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16. Wow, you people suck for real.
This is classic schizophrenia. If anyone's read Wally Lamb's book, "I Know This Much Is True," the main character's schizophrenic brother does the exact same thing.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:32 PM
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19. totally and completely suck. and people here had the temerity
to moan about Obama. I really hate the hypocrisy and callousness. This man is tragically ill. No less tragically ill than if he had cancer or AIDs or any other serious disease.

To all those having fun over the illness of this guy, well, think about it.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:51 PM
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24. Maybe he or others would have sought help if this had occurred outside the Bible Belt
A witness who was working in the street nearby told Greenwood police that he heard the man scream, and then saw him standing in the doorway of his home holding a knife while he recited Bible verses.

:(

And whatever else he may be, Marion G. "Pat" Robertson isn't schizophrenic.

He told Pat Robertson that Katrina was revenge for homosexual behavior.
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:54 PM
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26. I doubt it
And you're still completely missing the point. This story isn't about "fundies" or politics or Bible Belt southerners, or making fun of religious people. This was a mentally ill man. That mental illness created great suffering for him & would have if he were a Southerner or a nice Boston liberal. Schizophrenia also often compels people to, yes, jump off of bridges. Your comment was ignorant & cruel, along w/most of this thread, & there's really no salvaging it.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:29 PM
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17. That God is one crazzzzy motherfucker
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 08:33 PM
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20. Poor SOB is probably schizophrenic. Not a laughing matter.
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 09:13 PM
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27. Very sad
Religion and mental illness make a rotten combination. Back in the day, when I worked at the State Hospital, we had a patient who tried to cut off his manhood at the Lord's behest. A problem with masturbation as I remember. I wonder if this was the same type of guilt induced problem?
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burning rain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 09:21 PM
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28. There's a greater miracle than God inspiring people to lop off limbs...
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 09:22 PM by burning rain
and sacrifice others, namely that God is able to lobotomize people Himself.
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Strelnikov_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 09:33 PM
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29. ..
Edited on Wed Mar-25-09 09:34 PM by Strelnikov_
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