Freeper's Michelle Obama comment on Times Of London: "She is angry and doesn't much the US."

[Elwood P Dowd]

A year ago, there was no doubt who wore the crown. The French President's newly wedded wife, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, was the pin-up of the diplomatic circuit. Model, singer, former lover of Eric Clapton and Mick Jagger ... she was a woman with whom every leader's wife positively dreaded having their photo taken.

Yet today in Strasbourg, the other half who put glamour back into politics met a First Lady who might just prove a match for her.

Michelle Obama has won both hearts and minds since her husband became the 44th President of the United States in January. Cool, intelligent and beautiful, she has plenty of glamour in her own right as well as being Mr Obama's rock and equal, a feisty mother-of-two and an American Vogue cover star.

<snip>

Now read this freeper comment.......

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6028774.ece

I am glad Europe likes Michelle Obama. The US doesn't. She is angry and doesn't much the US.

Lynn, Toms River, USA "

[Drunken Irishman]

1. The US doesn't like her?

[StreetKnowledge]

45. Don't bother trying to explain facts to Freeperland

They don't give a shit anyways. :)

[tularetom]

2. Doesn't much what the US?

Or is it doesn't "munch" the US?

[Historic NY]

7. mulch her garden?

:hi:

[htuttle]

27. An ENTIRE coke bottle.

[Nickster]

51. LOL!

[Occam Bandage]

3. That is lie. She muched the US all of three time last month.

She accidentally a whole much.

[lilyreally]

4. Appears that Lynn doesn't much write

or read.

*snort*

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. Breaking news: verb shortage hits Freeperland.

Nouns forecast to be next.

We can only hope.

[rucky]

23. Maybe he's using "much" as a verb?

Like "google"

[Left Coast2020]

44. I would dread working as a spelling teacher in a school made up entirely

of freepers. Having a room-full of chinese students learning english I can handle. Having the room consist of morons would be too much to handle. Or is that "munch"? Who cares. i is a colage studnt.

:smoke:

[SurfingScientist]

29. BWAHAHAHA!!!

:spray: :D :rofl: :applause:

Good one!!!

[Wickerman]

6. Don't you cast your asparagus at those Freepers!!1!

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

8. Pfffttt! Who cares about Lynn from Toms River? Not me. nt

[PM7nj]

9. Tom's River... of course.

Freeper capital of New Jersey... heck, the entire Northeast probably.

[tabbycat31]

54. I'll ditto you on that

I worked for a company headquartered there before I lost my job. I wouldn't dare drive down there now with Obama sitckers on my car.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. I don't much the US and then

I don't from the bathroom after all the since they were.

Over there, on the right. With sauce...............

[Contrary1]

15. And; I too, agree with your statement, also.

*snort*

[Tangerine LaBamba]

18. Goood then and with that

I will much for the rest if you can and then the US will feed........

[roguevalley]

16. oh lord. that is so funny. :-D

[ColbertWatcher]

11. That is either moran typing or an internets meme. n/t

[lolly]

34. After this

It is probably both.

[spag68]

12. Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama has other big advantages over Mrs. Sarkozy, BRAIN POWER and concern for regular people.

[LynnTheDem]

13. "The US doesn't"; that must mean the US hated Laura bUsh.

Rightwingnuts; dumbest MFers on the planet.

[EFerrari]

14. Lynn has an English deffest. n/t

[obiwan]

17. I think she means "Michelle Obama doesn't much like..."

What's the matter, aren't you psychic?

The right says, "It's not what I said, it's what I mean. Don't you KNOW what I mean?"

The right needs to thoroughly understand this truism, especially the right wing pundits: You are how you speak.

Remember, we ARE talking about the FreeRepublic here. Over at their site, they are all psychic. Or is that psycho?

[Tangerine LaBamba]

19. Psychic? Or ................

physic?

[SoCalDem]

20. psychotic

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

21. This much me sick!

The US in my head for amnety's sake!! Lucky thing me of having Providense!!

[chatnoir]

22. Or this one from Mr Rod Freep

"Yes, we all know. The First Lady of America is perfect. She is hailed across all countries. She is the best. She makes no mistakes. All hail, Obama. Genuflect in her presence. Now, what minority is poised to become an elected leader in England and France? Are there ANY?

Rod, Montgomery AL, USA"

[ColbertWatcher]

24. What an idiot.

"what minority is poised to become an elected leader in England and France?"

I take it Rod doesn't know who France's presi ... oh, nevermind. Of course Rod wouldn't know a damn thing about France's president. What was I thinking?

[chatnoir]

25. I know - I cringe whenever I see these idiot freeps

Posting comments on foreign/international news websites like that.

Esp when sometimes it is largely local comments with one or two of those freeps thrown in and I imagine ppl around the world reading those few moron posts from the US and thinking we're hateful idiots.

[lolly]

35. Wait--

England and France still share the same leader?

I thought a few hundred years of wars took care of all that.

The things we learn from Freepers . . .

[PopSixSquish]

26. So I Went to Dictionary.com to See if Perhaps I Was Unaware of Another Meaning of the Word Much

and lo and behold the word of the day for Saturday, April 4th is...wait for it...

Flummox - to confuse or perplex

It takes very little to amuse me these days...

[uppityperson]

32. Michelle Obama is angry and doesn't" flummox "the US." That works. thanks

too funny

[SurfingScientist]

28. DU REALLY needs a best-of repository of MORAN pics and freeperisms...

... to resort to when life could use a bit of a cheer-me-up. :D

Add a warning to apply in small doses though, we can't risk losing any DUers to severe over- :rofl: ing! :headbang:

[ColbertWatcher]

30. I started a repository of sorts on the Truthiness Encyclopedia ...

... it's not much, but everyone is welcome to add to it (just make sure you register a free account first so no one can see your IP address)

Here is the link: http://www.wikiality.com/White_trash#Gallery

[SurfingScientist]

31. Thanks! Keep it up! This is HUGH! Seriesly!!!11!! Bookmarked! :) (n/t)

[NJCher]

47. That is hilarious

Great collection. I'm an English teacher and I think I'll use it for an exercise. "Correct the Protest Sign." The beautiful part about it is they demonstrate exactly what they are protesting against--for example, competnce.

:ROFL:

You can't make this stuff up.


Cher

[uppityperson]

33. Quit stocking Lynn! I'm series!!!!!!!!!!111

[treestar]

36. Lynn has learned English from her beloved President Bush

This is why she is against amnety and does not think anyone should throw asparagus at our First Lady unless it is a Democrat First Lady.

[SurfingScientist]

37. Question from a newbie: Pizza and asparagus...?

... what's the story behind these two? (yum!)

Thanks!

[treestar]

38. Asparagus is from a freeper post where the freeper tried to say

casting aspersions but got it wrong and called it casting asparagus.

I think there is a Tombstone Pizza? Then kicking a poster out is called Tombstoning them. So when someone comes on with one post and starts spouting freeperism, DUers start referring to pizza to hint they know that poster will soon be tombstoned.

[SurfingScientist]

39. Thank you!!! :laughs: ...

And thanks for not casting asparagus on a newbie... :toast:

[treestar]

49. Your welcome, as the freepers would say

Welcome to DU. :hi:

[SurfingScientist]

52. Thanks again! I am already paying the DU price though. Not only...

... do I spend a LOT of time here (hear? heer?), ...

... I also just lost my ability to go to the farmers' market with a straight face EVER again!!! :D

[SurfingScientist]

40. HELP!!! It's been an hour and I am STILL laughing about the asparagus thing ...

... :rofl: radishulous - my producetivity is squashed for the night!!! I should just go to beet. - That's parsley your fault!!!

Lettuce only chive in on series toppings here. Like the North Coriander mistle test!!!111 :D

[Elwood P Dowd]

41. It's holy your falt.

Go too bed.

[SurfingScientist]

42. Will try, thx! Hoping for an offical amnety from all those mental images...

[Elwood P Dowd]

43. Welcome to DU.

I haven't figured out the freeper vernacular for a DU welcome.

[TorchTheWitch]

48. I will not pee... I will not pee... I will not pee...

Ok, newbie person! If you're going to be sticking around here making posts like this from now on YOU pay for everyone's astronaught diapers!

And if you ever make me ruin my monitor by spewing iced tea out of my nose, you're buying me a new one!

:rofl:

Welcome to DU, SurfingScientist! :hi:

[SurfingScientist]

50. On a series note, I got really close to being an astronaut...

... this year. Funny that you mention it :) .

And I will show some restraint. Diapers are more popular in freeperland, I hear... ! :D

Thanks for the welcome, TorchTheWitch and Elwood !!!

[Left Coast2020]

46. Casting asparagus????

Sounds to me like someone is trying to quote Shakespeare. "Servants, cast your asparagus to thy king". Or was that Ben Franklin? :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[Odin2005]

53. I diagnose Missing Verb Disorder!

:rofl: