Norway's "poo-poo terrorist" has been arrested

[Ian David]

The poo-poo terrorist has been arrested
One of the most feared criminals in Norway has been arrested. He has been called the poo-poo terrorist because he has vandalized his victim’s cars with, that’s right, human "shit". The first attacks were noticed in April 2007 when Elisa Viitamaa, 29, got her car filled with almost ten liters of a brown, smelling substance. The poo-poo terrorist has thrown frozen cubes of his own excrement into cars for almost a year. Something that has cost the car owners thousands of dollars to clean up. The attacks have been a riddle to the police in Østfinnmark. At least until now.

After a tip they have now arrested a 50 years old man. When searching the suspect’s house the police found human excrement in his freezer. They also found objects that can tie him to the crime scenes. The objects along with the excrement have been sent to be analyzed. The motive of the attacks is unknown. The man is likely to be charged for his crimes in January.

More (WARNING: Graphic photos of poop)
http://ejoh.zmolklife.com/fs/the-poo-poo-terrorist.html

[JuniperLea]

1. What a shitty story... eom

[MADem]

2. Why didn't they call him the TURD Terrorist? "TT" for short! nt

[YOY]

4. Look at the pictures at the link...no turds...just hit and runny!

[FarrenH]

13. Because people might infer that the furt and fecund terrorists are still extant, then panic?

n/t

[YOY]

3. The world can sleep peacefully....FOR NOW!

n/t

[dustbunnie]

5. What does he eat to produce enough fecal matter to fill a car?

:wow: Industrial strength metamucil? Otherwise you'd have to horde it for years to accomplish his feat!

[Ian David]

7. He freezes bags of it at home and lets it thaw in the cars.

He can save several day's worth at once in a bag and unleash it all in one car.

[dustbunnie]

9. Lol, what an appetizing image!

10 liters is about 10 quarts so I guess it's doable over some days or a week. It's still a heck of a lot though. :D

[NightWatcher]

6. ten liters of poo?!? I applaud the effort

I myself am working on an excrement catapult for use against members of the homeowners association.

The Poop-capult should be ready in a few more weeks.

[Thegonagle]

14. Sorry, but poop catapults are disallowed under the covenants of the association.

[Arugula Latte]

8. It could have been worse ... He could have used lutefisk.

[pansypoo53219]

11. BUT,

the poo was made from lutefisk!

[Arugula Latte]

12. Okay, that is bad.

Very, very bad.

[Vickers]

10. Wholly crap.

:P

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[Ian David]

16. There is a REASON why I didn't include a photo in the original post...

... but included a WARNING for people following the link.

[salguine]

17. I'm picturing Samuel L. Jackson in a Norwegian police uniform yelling,

"I've had it! With this! Shit!"