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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 01:54 PM
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The Republicans seem to be obsessed with condiments.
First, it was Kerry and ketchup.

Now, it's Obama and mustard.

I'm breathlessly awaiting the next one - the Joe "mayo" Biden scandal. Mayogate.

One has to wonder if the Republicans *want* to be irrelevant for the next several election cycles.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 01:56 PM
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1. hannity doesn't want to talk about substance like waterboarding
since he volunteered to have it done to him two weeks ago and hasn't said a word since. Next thing will be the cereal Obama's girls have for breakfast.
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ananda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 01:57 PM
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2. That's prolly cuz it sounds like..
.. condoments. ;-)
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 02:00 PM
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4. Or...
Condominiums! :)
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 01:59 PM
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3. What's the name of that sauce that goes on falafel?
:shrug:
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nxylas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 03:59 PM
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11. Soap?
Or am I getting falafels confused with loofahs?
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Bjorn Against Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:36 PM
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15. That would be cucumber sauce, and don't even ask what Bill O'Reilly does with that stuff.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:37 PM
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16. What does Bill O'Reilly do with that stuff?
:P
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 02:04 PM
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5. The NOpers are so confused and bewildered, they seem to be thrashing about sim to Chene Stokes signs
Death Throes Time....flailing about with desperate fingers to snatch whatever they can while slowly sinking in the Quicksand Bog.

Its reached this Level? Mustard....? Really? The Mighty, all knowing .. all powerful GOP stooping to this? OMG...Hannity is helping the GOP by tossing them stones to help rescue the GOP trapped in the Bog...

It ain't gonna work Hannity...Ya make your Party look like shit...
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 02:13 PM
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6. Condomints? Is that like a spearment flavored rubber?
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 02:19 PM
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7. Reminds me of an old Doonesbury comic.
A kid walks into a pharmacy and says that he'd like to buy "a large condo".

The pharmacist replies, "You better start saving now."

(I'm repeating that via a decades-old memory, so my forgiveness if it's not exactly how it went, but it's close!)
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:54 PM
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17. It's a Certs the size of a Ramada Inn. n/t
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 02:42 PM
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8. I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Edited on Fri May-08-09 02:47 PM by samplegirl
heinz 57 and french fried potatoes a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer

good god almighty such republican fear!!!

O'Rilley to boycott mustard!

:rofl:
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 03:42 PM
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9. Someone should send a case of Baconaisse to Hannity
Edited on Fri May-08-09 03:43 PM by Donnachaidh
It's SOOOOOO him -- mayo with Bacon..................mmm, mmm, mmmmhhhhh :puke:
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 03:54 PM
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10. The AFA is going to have to add condimentophilia to their list of sexual orientations.
Edited on Fri May-08-09 04:05 PM by tanyev
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:04 PM
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13. And don't forget, condimentophobia too. nt
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:01 PM
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12. And they fear salsa
Edited on Fri May-08-09 04:02 PM by Canuckistanian
And Russian dressing used to make them break out in a cold sweat.
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TwilightZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:28 PM
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14. Now, it's probably French dressing.
:)
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 06:19 PM
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19. No, they think the French were named after the dressing n/t
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-08-09 04:56 PM
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18. If they'd only pass out condiments in schools, we wouldn't have to argue about abortion so much. n/t
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