FBI Director Robert Mueller and former Vice President Dick Cheney...

[kentuck]

are old pals.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30846430/

When Dick calls Bob for a favor, Bob doesn't hesitate to help his old friend.

"Bob, I'm going to be giving a major speech on Thursday and I need your help."

"Whatever you need, Mr Vice-President..."

"Bob, I know you've been working on that case up in NY and it would be nice if you could crack down on it before I give my speech so that it will be a front-page story on Thursday. It would be good to remind folks that there are still terrorists amongst us."

"Well, I can do that and also, I might be able to help you a little bit when I testify before the House Judiciary Committee on Wednesday. They are going to have some questions about the closure of Guantanamo before they vote on the money..."

"That would be great Bob, if you can do that?"

"No problem."

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Fade to the Oval Office. The President and his Chief of Staff are discussing the vote by the Senate to kill the funding for shutting down Guantanamo.

"Mr President, that mother fucker at the FBI is sucking Dick's dick again! He came out with this bullshit just before that wheezy fucker is scheduled to give his speech tomorrow and those fuckin' jellyfish over at the Senate Office Building folded like a cheap accordion." (Slams his fist on the big desk)

"Take it easy Rahm. Pass the word to the press that I am going to give a major speech tomorrow morning at 10:00. I will be about 30 minutes late and my speech should overlap that torturing bastard's speech over at the AEI."

"Brilliant, Barack!"

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Fade to the green room at the American Enterprise Institute. The VP is talking to someone on his cellphone, perhaps his daughter. He hangs up the phone and asks another person in the room a question.

"Henry, those smart-asses over at the White House think they are smart. Can we get my speech moved up to when the Socialist is finished talking?"

"Sure, Mr Vice-President, no problem. I will announce to the selected audience that you will be speaking a little later. The will have no problem with it..."