Poll for men only

[ThomWV]

Poll question: Poll for men only

Have you ever purchased or used a 'male enhancement' product? By that I mean one of those pills that they advertise on cable TV incessently.

[vadawg]

1. nope never, but would be interesting to hear if the ahem work, you know

just for information purposes, ie the product name, how long, how big and did you seek professional help after 4 hours.

[ThomWV]

2. At my age 15 minutes would make medical history concurent with "Ripley's"

[vadawg]

5. are you getting rain today, my misses reports that we have had a few hours of off nad on heavy rains

a few mudslides in the area and roads washed away, yeah ill have a great commute home tonight.

[ThomWV]

8. Big blow this morning, trees down

Two big White Oaks came down across the road at the bottom of the hill after I posted the comment about rain this morning. As luck would have it the trees both fell because of a small slide. The crossed the creek, then the road, and then half of each tree lay in the guys yard. He had his tractor down there and a chain saw on it when I got around. That should take care of about half of his firewood for next year. I sort of envied him.

[Marr]

3. Those commercials literally make me laugh-- the thought of someone sitting out there

and actually believing that a pill will make their dick bigger just kills me. If you told people you had a pill that would make their ears bigger, or their nose, no one would believe you. But change it to dick and they'll line up.

[Birthmark]

7. But, but...

...Smilin' Bob looks so happy! What else could account for it besides the satisfaction that comes from having a "chubby Santa?"

[salvorhardin]

4. I'm unclear on what you mean

Do you mean Viagra or other medicines used to treat Erectile Dysfunction?

Or do you mean those silly pumps and such to "grow" penises longer/larger?

If the latter, then no. Those are silly quack products that do not achieve the outcomes claimed.

If the former, well, not yet. But I might in the future if it meant that I could continue to enjoy sex.

[ThomWV]

6. Nothing with buttons or batteries counts

Pills, elixirs*, or balms only if you don't mind.


* knowing misnomer - no alcohol need be involved in the mix.

[flvegan]

9. Not for that reason, no, but I have used tribulus and yohimbe in the past.

As a bodybuilder, I've stacked tribulus and/or yohimbe with certain other supplements for fat loss/muscle gain in the past. Thinking back, I don't recall either giving me any sort of "male enhancement" gains either. Yohimbe is a product in some of those commercial products, though not the most popular ones. It's believed that tribulus is one of the main ingredients in Enzyte, if memory serves.

For the record, I don't think I need "male enhancement" either. Figured I'd put that in before the snarky responses arrived.

[madokie]

10. I'm afraid I'm way past the need for those

I say the two bestest things to happen to me is 1 not having to spend this weeks pay this week and 2 being able to say to the missus, no honey I'm fine or my head hurts, etc, I'm sure you get my drift :-)

[notesdev]

11. For those tempted to make such a purchase

let me just throw out there that a psychologist may be a better use of your money.

[TahitiNut]

13. ... or a book describing Kegel exercises??

:evilgrin:

[TahitiNut]

12. When will they sell condoms in sizes 'Medium' and 'Small'??

All I ever see is 'Large,' 'Extra Large,' and 'Magnum.' (How can customers for the latter even walk?)

:dunce:

[JVS]

18. Those are made for people who want to stick there arms up there

[Fearless]

35. The size labels make people feel better.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

14. It's just one more recreational drug

:party:

The prescription pills are not just on Cable TV, they're on MSM at dinnertime.

I'm still trying to understand the appeal of two bathtubs outside. My house has indoor plumbing.
:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

15. Lesson Learned in Viet Nam: Little Soldiers Get Through the Barbed Wire Easier and ...

... Make Things Go Boom! :evilgrin:

[ThomWV]

19. Biggest smile I've had on my face in months. Thanks! :~)

[omega minimo]

22. That explains it

[TahitiNut]

24. Yup. I admit it.

I've always envied those little guys. :shrug:

[timtom]

16. No need.

Years ago, I purchased "The Amazing Suck-u-tron" out of a magazine.

Been happy as a clam ever since.

[Ohio Joe]

17. No, no need

must... resist... urge... to... offer... proof... :evilgrin:

[proteus_lives]

20. I will admit to being curious about it.

For recreational use. But I've had the same curiosity about coke and acid. So I'll most likely never try it.

[Vickers]

21. You know how Nyquil makes most people fall asleep, but in a very

small percentage of people, it makes them nervous and irritable and they CAN'T sleep?

Well, I'm in the latter group.

I reckon them penis extender pills might make my pecker hide inside my abdomen.

:P

[Fearless]

34. Me too about the Nyquil... it's really absurd!

[krispos42]

23. Nah, don't want to hurt anybody...

:hide:

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

25. Nope, I'm 6'3" with size 12 feet.

:evilgrin:

I kinda feel bad for guys though that for whatever reason feel that they are lacking somehow. Same thing goes for women that get boob jobs.

[Kaleva]

26. Subtract 1 vote from the ' yes' column

I thought the question included using ED pills but it appears it does not so I change my vote to "No". At my age and physical condition, the ED pills work wonders (I'm far removed from the walking, talking erection I once was when I was a teen) and as the wife is very happy with my size, there is no reason for 'male enhancement' products.

[lib2DaBone]

27. One small problem with these enhancement drugs...

.. men are showing up with holes in their heart valves.....

What good is a big penis if you are dead? :shrug:

[Odin2005]

29. They'll come and go at the same time!

:evilgrin:

[omega minimo]

31. If it can poke a hole in your heart, you could put your EYE out with that thing!!

:wow:

[Odin2005]

28. Hell, no!

:rofl:

[underpants]

30. Yes

7 years ago. I had to go to the doctor before our vacation in Key West anyway so :shrug: why not

it works

I felt sorry for ole girl after a while.......but that didn't stop me :evilgrin:

[omega minimo]

32. Congratulations for being honest. Did she give you the feeling

you knew what you were doing with it?


"I felt sorry for ole girl after a while.......but that didn't stop me"

[underpants]

38. Yes

:woohoo:

[Fearless]

33. The way I see it... It's like having a pill that grows your thumb... It just doesn't happen.

[handmade34]

36. few minutes ago

my partner is reading some military action type book, started laughing and shared this from his book... WWII we sent a lot of supplies to Russia... they asked for condoms: to fit 18 inches. We sent condoms to fit, labeled MEDIUM!

[Fuzz]

37. Well, that ogoplex stuff, and wow. that stuff does work. /cough

makes the male orgasm stronger /cough

[Maine-ah]

39. this thread is useless without pics.

:evilgrin:


someone had to say it. :P