"It's a GIRL!" the GOP shouted in glee as Sanford revealed

[rurallib]

he was having an affair.

[NMDemDist2]

1. yeah, but she's a BROWN girl

I think they might take away points for that......

:puke:

[valerief]

2. Yeah, but she's over 18, so he gets points for that. nt

[Rincewind]

3. But, She's married too

Do they take away points for that?

[rurallib]

4. Hmmm ... that makes her second hand, but probably a comfy fit

I'd say it is a draw.

[polmaven]

5. Which also means

she isn't a "girl" any longer. She is a woman.

[Jack Rabbit]

7. That's what WE say

but we are talking about what the Republicans are saying.

[polmaven]

11. I understand,

but actually, many of US don't say it either.

[CoffeeCat]

6. Seriously?

He was gone an entire week because he was getting his rocks off?

His wife didn't know where he was, and he did this during Father's Day weekend.

Sounds like someone who was pegged to be the next leader of the Republican mafia, decided
that the only way out was to do something really stupid.

[DesertRat]

8. He said he spent the last 5 days "crying" in Argentina

The late night comics will have a field day with this! Cue the "Evita" soundtrack!

[Chulanowa]

10. I bet most Republicans cry after sex

Or perhaps during.

Chilling thought

[Uben]

9. Are they handing out the cigars?

Ha! I can just see Boner and Cornyn handing out "It's a Girl" cigars at their next gathering.