Kiss Sunday on both cheeks, then sneak out the back, and come CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. talking to his official biographer as they walk: "Well, Chet, since no one would give me one, I've decided on my own legacy. I figure I'll be known as The Povisitist President. No matter how dark things got, I perked up even brighter. Hell, a deficit wass just a surplus upside down to my way of looking, and an unnecessary war is simply peace in disguise. Eveybody knows that. No, . . . no matter how ugly things got, I just refused to see them like that. You might say I've just making lemonade out of roadkill my whole life. Yeah, that's a good image. Write that one down."

[Kahuna]

1. Damn you, Skip Fox! Let sleeping chimps LIE.

:hi:

[skip fox]

3. I can't help it. I've got channeling clairvoyance. Can't stop these voices in my head.

It sounds like a cartoon barnyard on steroids during a quake, excepted they're all armed as well: AK47s, chainsaws, penknives, flamethrowers, boiling enemas. . . yikes!!!!!

[Catshrink]

2. Chet, the things I miss the most about presidentin'are these:

edited to fix my grammar -- it's that damn subject verb agreement thing again.

[skip fox]

4. What a come-down! Maybe he can be appointed to head the Olympic Committee

Then he can get a Texas belt-buckle made of interlocking colored rings!

[Pharlo]

11. You edited for subject verb agreement?

When captioning the "Our children is learning" former president?

Why?

[Catshrink]

14. because I don't want to sound like a moran

or have anyone think I'm a freeper

And I just defended my masters research and feel I need to live up to that distinguished degree, at least for while. I'm still pinching myself over it. Damn.

[skip fox]

15. As a writer (and prof), I can attest, every case is different. Sometimes letting

out the type of mash one finds in W.'s mouth to speak for itself is fitting, sometimes it drains juice from the punch, or slackens the idea's melodic energy.


Catshrink, congratulations on the M.A.!!! (My ex-ex-father-in-law told me it was the union card into the profession.)

[peekaloo]

5. I like mincing about the good old days in the White House.

Ah was a war president for awhile, then Ah became a peace president. Kinda like that book by, uh, the, uh, ToyStory fella. Funny thing in college my nickname was Buzz Lighthead, just like that, uh, guy in the book. Thing was I could cheerlead like a muthafuh....oops don't want the kids reading this to think I talk like that. Why don't ya make a whole chapter outta this. Karen'll help ya. She's good like that,making me appear manly and all, always saying, "Mr. President, why don't you strap on a pair and stop wallowing in your own vomit long enough to realize the 'Murican people actually buy that tough guy bullshit". Heh. (long pause) Ya think it's lunch time yet?

[skip fox]

7. peekaloo, you've got a problem. Perhaps you should seek professional help.

Call Orkin.

(Lovely caption as always. :) )

[peekaloo]

8. I have alerted the mods on this post!

Encouraging pesticide is surely against forum rules!

;-)

[Ilsa]

6. "IOW, the more I fucked everyone over, the happier I got!" nt

[skip fox]

9. "The thing I miss the most? Gee, Chet, you always ask the toughest questions.

Well, I got to really love my briefings. At first they kept me from paying attention to box scores and batting averages and stuff in the paper, but after a while I got to really like a cup of joe and hearing about the secret stuff and weapons and psyche-ops. Gee. That was great. One minute, I'd be with Rambo with strange birds wheeling about our heads in a jungle and the next I'd be on a ham radio in freezing basement in Siberia. With a little imagination, it was better than the Sunday funnies. And the helicopter rides. Wow!!! They never, but NEVER got boring!! I'd take along a book but hell, most of the times the crayons would stay in their box. Especially during the day when there was something to see. Oh, and then guy who would follow me all around with the football (that's the red telephone, you know?). We got to be friends and he'd let me know when I forgot to zip my fly or if I'd accidently-on-purpose stuffed too much desert-for-later-in-a-napkin down my pants. Oh, and then . . . Geez, Chet, you ask some hard ones!)

[skip fox]

10. Hey, DU, how do you expect to die and go to heaven unless you CAPTION?????

:)

[dysfunctional press]

12. what an unremarkable photo. why does it deserve/need a caption?

i don't get it...?

[skip fox]

16. "Because it was there."

Molehill or mountain!

:)

[sakabatou]

13. "Oh... I squished Barney..."