Next Dancing with the Stars - Tom Delay, I kid you not

[Hawaii Hiker]

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/08/17/us/AP-US-TV-Dancing-With-the-Stars.html

Excuse me, for a second,

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :popcorn: :woohoo: :rofl: :popcorn: :rofl: :woohoo:

[GreenEyedLefty]

1. You forgot your "barf" avatar.

:)

[hlthe2b]

2. Did they find a giant cockroach to pair him with?

Otherwise, I will definitely pass...

[global1]

3. The Only Place Delay Should Be Dancing Is .........

up against a wall in a penitentiary.

[Cass]

4. Is he ever going to trial? nt

[DefenseLawyer]

5. Dancing with the Disgraced

Stay Classy.

[Skidmore]

6. Is he going to have "they'll pull the plug on grandma"

embroidered on his costume?

[lunatica]

7. Commercial TV has finally hit bottom

I can picture him grinning from ear to ear like he did in the mugshot with his insane eyes and pasty white face sweating rivuletes of oil just standing there while the girl gets to do all the dancing around him.

Now I want to pour some bleach into my brain and stick a white hot poker in there and stir it around.

[countingbluecars]

8. He can use his mugshot

as a publicity photo!

http://www.mugshotalley.com/politician-mugshots/tom-delay

[IggleDoer]

9. Break a leg, Tom n/t

[Solly Mack]

10. He gonna do the Jitter-BUG or the Texas Roach Stomp?

[rurallib]

11. Well then he's already won hasn't he?

He wouldn't get in if it wasn't fixed.
What a fucking ego.
think I'll send the show a note. Criminals don't need to be on your show.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

12. Coming to Season 10: Rod Blagojavich

You know it will happen.

[tanyev]

13. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

He and Donny Osmond are going to be best buddies backstage. They will be vying to outdo each other with their crazy antics and 'hilarious' one-liners.

Most nauseating season, evah!

[Are_grits_groceries]

14. He'll never make it.

He won't move to the left.

[surrealAmerican]

23. Very funny.

I was waiting for that joke.

[sinkingfeeling]

15. Well, that proves it! Delay is a has-been!!

[rox63]

16. I can just picture him leering at his scantily-clad dance partner

E-e-e-e-e-w-w-w-w!!! :puke: :puke: :puke:

[BolivarianHero]

17. Dancing with the Nazis

His crucifix looks more like Hitler's swastika than it does like anything Jesus died on.

[enviralment]

18. Pay outs.

i wonder if he'll try to pay off the judges. Or resize the dance floor for other competitors.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

19. Oh Tom, you hoofer you.

How the mighty have fallen.



BAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! HAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!!! you P. O. S.

[MountainLaurel]

20. I thought crazy-ass Baptists

Weren't allowed to dance?

[Segami]

21. Its ABC's version of Letterman's ' Stupid Animal Tricks '.

:puke:

[LuckyLib]

22. Best laugh I've had in days. That conniving sleaze-bag, who should be

behind bars for at least 20 years, will be on a stupid-ass reality talent show. It figures. "Not only am I a Texas good-ole-boy, but I can dance too!"

[spanone]

24. has-been 'stars' and 'politicians' are virtually shameless

[KingFlorez]

25. He'll be voted off real quick

The thought of him dancing is just too hilarious.

[TexasObserver]

26. I wonder who picked him. Could it be ...

SATAN?!!

[awnobles]

27. Good

Use this