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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:08 AM
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So far they haven't come for my guns or bibles, & I'm highly suspiciousful
Nine whole months and the liberals still haven't confiscated my large cache of weapons and ammo, or my burgeoning warehouse of bibles that I give to the homeless, is this some sort of liberal trick?

I thought for sure that we'd have become a fashisht, Muslin nation by now, I thought that they'd be forcing our children to read the Koresh in school instead of the bible, and forcing them to pray to Boodah five times a day and teaching them bizarre fairy tale theories like evolution and gravity and such.

I know they soon WILL take all of our guns and bibles, cause they have the audacity to tell our children that they should stay in school and study! I think this is just the quiet before the liberal storm that's surely coming.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:20 AM
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1. It just shows to go ya!
The end of time is right around the corner. Brother Hagee said so yesterday,(like he does every day)on my large screen TV! If it wasn't true, they wouldn't say it on my TV!

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:23 AM
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2. I think they are coming today
:scared:
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DireStrike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:55 AM
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8. I saw a white van outsie todae
The lisence plate sais had "SPK" in it. I think maybe it is a CIA "SPOOKY" van or maybe it is talking about that time that obama met with SPOCK
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:31 AM
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3. Not to worry, neighbor -- if DU gets its way, Obama will be out of the White House in 2012.
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:41 AM
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6. Really?
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:43 AM
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7. It's getting to the point that the anti-Obama threads here at DU far outweigh those in favor of him.
We are seeing more and more threads calling for someone to run against him in the primaries.

So, yeah. Really.
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Sherman A1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 08:02 AM
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12. Must have missed them
I have my issues with the current track of things at the WH, but it takes time for a new administration to settle in. I will continue to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I am pessimistic based upon what I have seen thusfar.
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 08:10 AM
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14. They're worth missing, but just in case....
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:39 AM
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4. I just finished checking our data base
Next week is your turn.
We'd appreciate it if you'd be so kind as to put the those things in separate piles on your driveway for the men in the black trucks to haul them away.

Comrade Boris Mohammad Jean-Claude Fabuloso will be leading the Youth Brigade that will be picking the stuff up.
Is Tuesday between 8-12 good for you?
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 06:40 AM
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5. Someone actually unrecommended this post
There are some real dim bulbs on this site
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piratefish08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 07:10 AM
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9. They're coming by my place at 9:30am. They said they would be at your place by 10.
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Le Taz Hot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 07:16 AM
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10. WAAAAAYYYYY
too literate. :hi:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 07:21 AM
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11. What??? You don't have the memory span of a fruit fly?
n/t
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 08:04 AM
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13. Hawt damn
I don't have either a bible or gun in my house. Oh shit! maybe they'll just be coming for my old ass...
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:04 AM
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15. Ahh but the gun and bible makers have made a mint on fear. nt
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 10:06 AM
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16. I waited 7 years for bush to come and get us, I Can at least give Obama 4 years
:rofl:
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 02:10 PM
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17. ..........
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 02:12 PM
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18. They would have if it weren't for the patriot teabaggers!
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 02:50 PM
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19. You think that's air you're breathing?
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BolivarianHero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-08-09 02:51 PM
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20. The KORESH?!?!?!
+10,000
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