Moran sign: The Geometry of Marriage

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://www.moronswithsigns.blogspot.com/

The variables in that equation are suspect.

[derby378]

1. Can't have sactity if you don't have the "sac" to begin with

:rofl:

I'm gonna get some hot chocolate now...

[L. Coyote]

Squares can't spell

That's what we called them before Moran .... :rofl:

[rurallib]

2. "sactity" - is that related to teabags?

[yellowcanine]

3. Squares marry triangles? Who knew?

[gratuitous]

4. There's a teeny tiny N shoe-horned in there

You have to admire the guy. His sign was so good, so perfect, that rather than go to the trouble of turning the paper over and trying it again, he just stuck a little "N" up there. I mean, the artwork alone as Mr. BoxyMan is added to Tina Triangular to equal marriage is just not duplicable.

However, if you're gonna get married in Toad Boy's world, you gotta lose your arms! Because that's what his God demands, and he doesn't question such Infinite Wisdom.

[Solly Mack]

5. Guess the circle was broken

[Berry Cool]

6. I wouldn't want to marry a man who looked like that drawing.

Seems like a real square to me.

[flakey_foont]

7. thanks for posting that link

guess not many of the sign makers were users of Fun With Phonics

boy, the GET A BRAIN, MORANS moran sure missed out when he didn't copyright....

[ChoppinBroccoli]

8. How Cute. Notice How The Plus Sign Is A Little Cross?

We have to FIGHT in order to preserve the sanctity of an institution that fails HALF the time! We have to FIGHT to preserve the sanctity of Britney Spears' 37-hour marriage! We have to FIGHT to preserve the sanctity of two drunken people stumbling into a Vegas wedding chapel, being married by Elvis, and getting a quicky anullment the next day!

Good Lord, what could happen if we allow same-sex couples to get married? It would probably cause mass divorces in households that, up until the moment gays started marrying, were otherwise happy and committed!

For every opponent of gay marriage, I ask the same question (and I've never gotten an answer yet): If my cousin, who is a gay man, wants to marry his boyfriend, how does that affect MY marriage (which has been long, happy, and produced 3 beautiful children) in ANY way?

Something tells me that these people also oppose interracial marriages, but just don't have the balls to put it on a sign.

[graywarrior]

9. His square man appears to have no sacs AND if that isn't I mixed marriage,

I don't know what is.

The use of arrows indicating "insert here" for letters missing should be outlawed.