Taitz Alleges Judge Secretly Met With Holder -- And Cites Coffee Shop Sighting To Prove It

[kpete]

Taitz Alleges Judge Secretly Met With Holder -- And Cites Coffee Shop Sighting To Prove It
Justin Elliott | October 5, 2009, 10:23AM

In a 24-page filing littered with all-caps, bold, and underlined text, Birther attorney Orly Taitz is demanding that a federal judge recuse himself in a case that has morphed from a soldier's attempt to resist Barack Obama's orders to what Taitz sees as a prosecution of herself.

Taitz alleges that Judge Clay Land met with Attorney General Eric Holder, who was allegedly spotted at a small coffee shop across from Land's courtroom in Columbus, Georgia, on the day of a Birther hearing. A strange affidavit by one Robert Douglas describes the putative sighting of Holder, sans entourage, who "probably thought he would not be recognized."

Douglas writes:

**** I looked up and immediately recognized an individual entering and approaching the serving counter, due to his well know TV displayed distinguishing features: his trim upper lip mustache, not large of stature and general olive complexion.

That alleged sighting is "circumstantial evidence suggesting that, in fact Judge LAND was influenced by prior association or direct ex-parte communications with Attorney General Eric Holder, acting as agent on behalf of de facto President Obama," Taitz writes in her motion.

more, plus links to more insanity:
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/10/birther_taitz_alleges_judge_met_with_eric_holder.php#more

[WeDidIt]

1. Holder was in California at this time

It's a matter of public record, too.

Edited to add a link to Fox Business NEws account of AG Holder's agenda in California from July 14 to July 16 of this year which covers the period where Ms. Taitz alleges AG Holder had a "secret meeting" with Judge Land in Columbus Georgia.

[Liberal In Texas]

21. Ah, but it was POSSIBLE that he got a secret ride on an SR-71 Blackbird

to Georgia, had lunch, and then hopped the fast spy plane back to California in time for his next appointment. Come on, you have to admit it was possible.

[WeDidIt]

26. All SR71's are currently grounded

and are no longer in service.

:evilgrin:

[Liberal In Texas]

52. That's what they WANT you to think!

:crazy:

[WeDidIt]

55. Nope, no SR-71 trip for Holder

See, they sent the Holder double to California for the boring meetings while the REAL Holder was in Georgia leaning on Judge Land.

[LynneSin]

41. Well geez, if a 9month pregnant Anne Durham can fly to Kenya to have a baby....

there's a pretty good chance that Eric Holder snuck out of whatever he was doing to go grab a cup of coffee in Georgia

:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

58. No doubt it was the olive complexion which blew Holder's cover.

[spanone]

2. ms taitz inflates her importance if she thinks mr holder has time to worry about HER

[rvablue]

3. What I want to know is where are this woman's husband and children?

She's got grown children.

This woman is in dire need of mental health help. Where is her family and why haven't they intervened before she does ( or maybe she already has...) some permanent damage to her livelihood and their family name?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall at her house. I bet it's not too pleasant!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

36. Shipped off to an undisclosed FEMA camp?

It's quite possible her family wholeheartedly supports her -- WTF knows.

[Richardo]

4. Judge Land was seen talking to General Olive Complexion - she's the soldier's CO

Rare for a woman of color to achieve such a high rank. :thumbsup:

[MidwestTransplant]

5. So the Judge had coffee with a black friend and Freeper thinks it's Holder because they all look the

same?

[gratuitous]

7. From what I can read of it

The ersatz Attorney General Holder was merely in a coffee shop across the street from the courthouse where Judge Land presides. There isn't an allegation that Judge Land ever met with or even saw the man in the coffee shop. It would be an insult to stove-piping to call this stove-piping. I see Ms. Taitz leaving Georgia considerably lighter of wallet.

[WeDidIt]

8. Holder couldn't have been in Georgia as he was in California

It's a matter of public record. See post #1 in this thread.

[polmaven]

38. LOL...

That is exactly what I was thinking......What a bunch of racist morAns.

[Hepburn]

47. Yeah....

...that pretty much sums it up.

:eyes:

[TexasObserver]

6. I can hardly wait to find out how the hearing goes down.

I would love to be there to see that ass whipping.

I wonder if the judge will ever tell her directly what a sorry excuse for a lawyer she is, and how she is utterly unqualified to represent anyone in federal court for any purpose. And I am not being pejorative. She's incompetent.

[blogslut]

9. Ha!

"I looked up and immediately recognized an individual entering and approaching the serving counter, due to his well know TV displayed distinguishing features: his trim upper lip mustache, not large of stature and general olive complexion...

Eric Holder is six foot three inches tall:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/01/world/americas/01iht-01holder.18302986.html

[WeDidIt]

11. Maybe he was "not large of stature" because he was really in California

It's tough judging size over long distances like that.

:evilgrin:

[blogslut]

13. Oh, it's just all so entertaining

Personally I think Ms. Taitz needs to hook up with that American Police Force dude. Oh, the scams they could run!

[MattBaggins]

20. Now thats funny

[dmr]

49. I can see Holder from my kitchen window

:rofl:

[TorchTheWitch]

18. he's only a few inches tall on TV

I'd call that not large of stature.

:rofl:

I'm starting to wonder if she's actually trying to get sent to jail... that "martyr" thing could empty the penny jars of her whackadoodle following.

[piratefish08]

10. Still Batshit Crazy!

This woman never disappoints.........

[durablend]

12. Why isn't she in jail yet?

She already shark-jumped past contempt long ago.

[atreides1]

14. Who wants to bet

That Mr. Robert Douglas doesn't really exist?

[xultar]

15. Well you know we all look a like.

:hide:

[polmaven]

39. You've all got

pink hair????? Who knew? :shrug:

[Lasher]

16. But wait, there's more!

At last, the October 5th Birther Show!

Hear ye, hear ye! Tomorrow in the squared circle, we have the reigning tag team of common sense and the law, up against Orly Taitz and her flying monkeys. Who will win?

October 5th: the day the Government asks for a motion to dismiss in the case of Barnett vs. Obama. It may also be the day when we see a massive, classic meltdown on Orly Taitz's behalf when Judge Carter no doubt finds for them, and tells Taitz, Kreep, et. al. to take it up with his circular file.

Doc over at Obama Conspiracy Files has a way to view Orly's website without getting hit by the malware that seems endemic to it, and reports thusly:

Today Orly Taitz tells us that the Washington Post who interviewed her, and who had a photographer do a photo shoot yesterday, will be publishing what Orly calls an “article- biographical expose about me and my legal challenges of Obama's eligibility” this Monday, October 5, timed for the hearing before Judge Carter in California.

...

Orly continues to hammer USJF attorney Gary Kreep who is now part of the Barnett v. Obama case representing Markham Robinson and Wiley Drake. She accuses Kreep of messing up her case and doing nothing to help. Now she accuses him of stiffing her out of a $2,000 contribution from a named donor.

Then Orly makes the inexplicable comment:

“I used this motion to simply pour dirt on me.”

more here

:wtf: "I used this motion to simply pour dirt on me" ????

[dmr]

51. Dueling Birthers! I hear banjos!

:rofl:

[Hawkeye-X]

17. marked for future reading.

Love me some Taint batshitnutteryfuckasshatery.

Hawkeye-X

[Happyhippychick]

19. Orly Taitz for Attorney General!

[Lasher]

23. That would make perfect sense in a Palin presidency. n/t

[busybl]

22. I thought I saw Judge Crater there.

He was having coffee with Elvis.

[bridgit]

24. Taitz is a spook sent here to abuse American process in ways the truly sick only wish they could

She's here to prod a 'stalin-esque' response to her frivolous, foolish nonsense from our judiciary at which time the lid will blow off whatever is left of her mind

"**** I looked up and immediately recognized an individual entering and approaching the serving counter, due to his well know TV displayed distinguishing features: his trim upper lip mustache, not large of stature and general olive complexion"

Sounds to me like she has a inexplicable infatuation with Don Ameche

[LiberalAndProud]

25. Can Land order the woman to undergo a psych exam?

Srsly, I suspect the woman may be clinically psychotic. She fashions herself after Don Quixote.

[msanthrope]

30. She might actually get herself declared incompetent to practice law.

It would be a landmark ruling, but if any attorney is begging for it, it's her.

[LynneSin]

42. Try Thurgood Marshall - I kid you not......

“What, for example, was ever more political in 20th century Georgia than the question of school desegregation?” Taitz asks. “Surely this distinguished southern judge would have jailed Thurgood Marshall in the 1940s and ’50s for contempt when the future Supreme Court justice repeatedly filed cases demanding on constitutional as well as social and psychological grounds the desegregation of primary and secondary public schools against well-established precedents such as Plessy v. Fergusson …”

[strategery blunder]

27. Has Judge Land issued his ruling yet?

I can't wait for the smackdown :rofl:

[msanthrope]

31. I think her CA hearing is today, the FL/Land issue may be only on

the pleadings--with judgement rendered this week.

I don't dare go to her malware-infected site for her court calendar.

[msanthrope]

28. Isn't her big hearing in CA today???? I'll have to monitor the Freepers

later for their latest batshit-insane and legal-knowledge free assessment of the hearing.....

[WeDidIt]

29. It'll be the classic Taitz courtroom drama

Taitz comes out claiming a huge victory.

A few days later the judge issues a ruling smacking her down hard.

Rinse.

Repeat.

[msanthrope]

32. I don't think we will have to wait a few days...Carter's been

getting them out really quick, last time within hours of the court session.


But you are right--the Freeper threads will be classic, batshit-insane.....

[janx]

46. I did that off and on all morning.

It has been entertaining. ;-)

[zbdent]

33. Actually, the guy she saw was a bad copy of a guy

from Australia, meeting with a xeroxed Judge Clay ...

[onenote]

34. gosh I'm going to miss orly when she finally goes away

She's a little ray of crazy sunshine in what otherwise would be ordinary days.

[WeDidIt]

35. Carter was reported as saying he saw no reason for Obama to testify

since Obama doesn't remember being born.

[Hepburn]

48. OMG.....

...LMAO!!!! :rofl:

[janx]

50. I saw that earlier...

:rofl:

But I don't know how these judges can stand it!

[Orsino]

37. Any day now, Taitz is going to have to get an actual job.

There aren't enough True Believers left to support her.

[WeDidIt]

40. Carter's hearing is over

No ruling yet.

Expect massive claims of victory by Kreep and Taitz.

Then in a few days, Carter will grant the motion to dismiss.

[malaise]

43. How does this batshit crazy woman

receive so much media coverage?

[Quantess]

44. Primarily for the fact that she is bat-shit crazy, perhaps?

I love her. She's the entertaining village idiot (thankfully not from my village).

[malaise]

45. LOL

:rofl:

[janx]

53. WHO WROTE THIS?

:rofl:

"I looked up and immediately recognized an individual entering and approaching the serving counter, due to his well know TV displayed distinguishing features: his trim upper lip mustache, not large of stature and general olive complexion."

[sakabatou]

54. Orly, I just got a shipment of Haldol...

[struggle4progress]

56. This is just sad: the poor woman needs psychiatric help.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

57. Was Sasquatch and Elvis in that same coffee shop?

:rofl:

[RagAss]

59. Jesus, get her some help.