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ccharles000 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:44 PM Original message |
Wingnuts Rewriting the Bible to Make it Less "Liberal" |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. Well they're gonna have to kill off Jesus in their version cuz he was a hippie. |
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roguevalley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
12. They are even throwing out YHWH. Amazing. They are throwing out |
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Vinnie From Indy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
66. They probably will accuse Jesus of being "gay" as well. |
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CJCRANE (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
2. Why don't they just create |
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tanyev (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:44 PM Response to Reply #2 |
52. Seems like they already have. |
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newspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-07-09 09:46 AM Response to Reply #2 |
73. maybe Moon is their new god |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:47 PM Original message |
but, but. . . it's supposed to be the word of god, true in every word. they are smarter than god? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
10. posted the same th ought before I saw your post. |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
3. Watching historical proof in the making that BibleIsWordOfGod is complete and utter bullshit... |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:49 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Agreed... |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
4. Everyone knows Jesus is a Republican living in Mississippi. |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:57 PM Response to Reply #4 |
15. He's a stoner and he lives in Red Banks NJ. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:09 PM Response to Reply #15 |
25. Jay and Silent Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:13 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. "Tell us something we don't know!" --- Jay |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:15 PM Response to Reply #29 |
31. LOL!!!!!! |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:12 PM Response to Reply #31 |
44. It's a wonderful movie. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:43 PM Response to Reply #44 |
51. Virtually every scene has a classic line in it. |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:04 AM Response to Reply #51 |
60. The more one knows about the mythology of angels and such, the more sense it makes. |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 07:59 AM Response to Reply #60 |
65. I love the disgust of Rickman's Metatron |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #65 |
69. It's a treasure trove for life long cynics of religion. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 11:04 PM Response to Reply #65 |
70. and how annoyed he got when his clothes kept gettingt dirty from spraying blood and such.. |
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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:14 PM Response to Reply #25 |
30. You are correct. And yes, Dogma is one of my favorite movies. |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:16 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Kevin Smith is a genius..... |
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tabbycat31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:46 PM Response to Reply #15 |
53. LOL I can just see this |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:49 PM Response to Original message |
5. by the way, which one of the roughly 500 versions out there will they be editing? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:54 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. not to mention the variations in translations....... |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:00 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. did you ever hear the old joke, to which the punch line was, "the word was CELEBRATE" |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:08 PM Response to Reply #18 |
24. LOL...Yes :D |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
7. Why not just rewrite the Bible as the Delomelanicon? |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
8. uh...excuuuuuse me..but how can one rewrite something that is supposedly |
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gatorboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
9. Just rip out the new testament and keep the old. |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:58 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. but they apparently don't know that. a couple of weeks ago, I got into it with a couple |
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HillbillyBob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:28 PM Response to Reply #16 |
46. Oh and don't forget the incest! Lot and his daughters after the |
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jeffbr (377 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:03 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. Too much porn in the old |
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Engineer4Obama (610 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
13. It finally happened the fundies reached a paradox |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:58 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. I like your cartoon idea. |
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elocs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Jesus is a Liberal" |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:11 PM Response to Reply #14 |
26. EXCELLENT website. Has been fomenting the truth for years!! |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #14 |
28. this is one of my favourites--definitely makes the little fundies's heads explode: |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:25 PM Response to Reply #28 |
37. cool site. thks. You might enjoy this book |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:32 PM Response to Reply #37 |
41. got it when it first came out some 20 years ago. another you might like is |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:40 PM Original message |
Thanks. Will look into them |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:23 PM Response to Reply #14 |
36. LiberalsLike Christ.org |
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Cant trust em (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:01 PM Response to Original message |
19. Instead of feeding 5000, Jesus developed a business plan to sell the fish. nt |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:12 PM Response to Reply #19 |
27. The Good Samaritan charged 25% interest to the man he helped in the road |
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Cant trust em (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:16 PM Response to Reply #27 |
32. We could be here for days. nt |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
21. LOLOLOL!!! |
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buzzycrumbhunger (793 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
22. They will never beat this bible. . . |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:26 PM Response to Reply #22 |
38. a post here on DU yesterday turned me on to that site--after I cleaned off my monitor |
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State the Obvious (561 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
23. (Book) Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why |
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BrklynLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:18 PM Response to Reply #23 |
35. As they say about History..It is written by the winners. I think the same applies here. |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:56 PM Response to Reply #23 |
59. Excellent book. Jesus, Interrupted is another good one of his. n/t |
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Zorra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
34. And thereupon, the lord revealeth to the prophet Rush "The Book Of Moron", n/t |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:29 PM Response to Original message |
39. I love pointing out to these little cretins that their bible is the first work of political |
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Xolodno (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
40. I find this as scary stuff... |
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niyad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
42. are there any reliable stats, by the way, on just how many of these fundie homeschoolers ever make |
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BrotherLove (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
43. All I want to know is will they stick their head in a hat before reading each conservative verse to |
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HillbillyBob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
45. nuckin futs |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
47. It's all sofa king stupid. Gawd please make it stop. |
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fascisthunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
48. lol... they worship what christians consider the "devil" |
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Dirtyhairy (51 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
49. I suppose it was only a matter of time. |
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walldude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
50. Again? |
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Kablooie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
54. A wonderful and wise thing they do. |
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ladywnch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
55. I have to say, I'm not the least bit surprised by this |
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BlueIdaho (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
56. Maybe they can call it the "King Clusterfuck" version... nt. |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
57. They're going to reinvent Jesus as a Hedge Fund Manager...... |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-05-09 06:54 PM Response to Original message |
58. so, the supreme being they insist everyone bow down to is a fuck up? |
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democracy1st (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 04:50 AM Response to Original message |
61. K & R |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 05:01 AM Response to Original message |
62. It's the immutable word of God* |
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Proud Liberal Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 05:17 AM Response to Original message |
63. Will it include |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 06:18 AM Response to Original message |
64. The life of Christ is supposed to change those who profess faith in Him |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
67. When Jesus said "Love Your Neighbor" he meant "...By Puttin' A Boot In His Ass" |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-06-09 03:05 PM Response to Original message |
68. And smiting. Their bible will definitely have a lot more smiting. n/t |
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AspenRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-07-09 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
71. It just dawned on me |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-07-09 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
72. An how many times have they done that over the centuries?? nt |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Oct-07-09 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
74. what sick a$$ people if they do not like something they try to re write it |
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