Thugs attack Transvestite Cage Fighters - guess who wins!

[piratefish08]

Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men - when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels. Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube - then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend's help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs. The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee. Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218651/Thugs-attack-men-dresses--turn-cage-fighters.html



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[YOY]

1. Divine could throw down when she had to according to John Waters

I think she was there in spirit! LOL

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2. Transvestite Cage Fighters -- sounds like a series...

Does SNL know about this?

--imm

[SpiralHawk]

8. Get Hollywood on the phone ASAP

This could go viral as a cable TV show. The Fox crowd loves this kinda crap.

[central scrutinizer]

10. Put "The Iron Ladies" on your Netflix queue

Team of transvestites and gay men win the Thai national volleyball championship - true story

[sarge43]

12. It's been done

From The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Bernadette: Stop flexing your muscles, you big pile of budgie turd. I'm sure your mates will be much more impressed if you just go back to the pub and fuck a couple of pigs on the bar.
Bob: Bernadette, please.
Frank: *Bernadette?* Well I'll be darned. The whole circus is in town. Well I suppose you wanna fuck too do you? Come on Bernadette, come and fuck me. That's it. Come on. Come and fuck me. Come on. Fuck me.
-Bernadette knees Frank in the groin-
Bernadette: There, now you're fucked!

[stuball111]

4. HAH! Reminds me of these two clowns I once knew in Vancouver...

Couple of rugby playing rednecks. They told me one night they were going down to hooker row in Vancouver, (Richards street) to eat on some fags and drag queens. The next day I saw them and they were black and blue and sporting shiners. I asked what happened and they said, "I dunno, we found a couple and strated shoving them around, and the next thing I knew there were ten of them pummeling us and the last thing I remember was getting smacked on the head with a high heeled shoe" I told them they were stupid bastards, and reminded them that these were not women, but MEN! And if they were such tough guys, why beat on gays, why not go to Golds Gym and take on some no-neck body builder types if they were so tough!

[Echo In Light]

5. Bullies rarely will knowingly pick on those who will fight back - much like US foreign policy;

NEVER pick on a country whose military represents an actual threat.

[gatorboy]

6. Heh! The guys were RUNNING away.

That made my day :rofl:

[Hassin Bin Sober]

7. Don't fuck with transvestites. They've been through too much shit and they don't give a fuck.

My smart ass mouth almost got me in a tangle with a transvestite a few years ago - I don't recall exactly what happened because I was pretty buzzed at my favorite local seedy gay bar. I recall her saying something nice or complimentary to me and I responded with some smart aleck remark that probably came out worse than I meant it. Anyway, all I remember is her handing her purse to her friend saying "Oh no he didn't" and getting her haunches up like we were gonna fight. Me, a black belt in Judo who managed 35 years of life without any major wounds, razor cuts or dueling scars, decided it would be best to make nice and buy the lady a drink. So I did. I may have even kissed her hand, IIRC.

This my neighborhood:

(warning Dirty language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKdcJfIM-tE

[Crankie Avalon]

9. Now, THAT was an attitude adjustment...

...hilarious how the bare-chested one built like tweety bird was flopping around afterward.

[BoneDaddy]

11. One of the leading thai boxers in the world is a transvestite

go boys!

[d_b]

13. lol i was about to post this

Any word on who the fighters are? Dana White needs to get them on The Ultimate Fighter :D

[d_b]

15. here they are

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1218957/Meet-Lionheart-Lights-Out-The-cross-dressing-cage-fighters-hit-drunken-thugs.html

[Stevenmarc]

14. I was in a cab with a friend from out of town and a transvestite tossed a guy over the hood.....

and started to beat him with her pump, I turned to my friend and said welcome to NYC