Please don't forget Baby Jesus Hates Halloween!

[proud2BlibKansan]

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/646035

[The Straight Story]

1. Grown up Jesus does not like it either

Unless you are dressed up like Jesus :)

[proud2BlibKansan]

2. Spooky Holy Ghost is Scaring the Devil Out of Children this Halloween!

Little Nathan De'Angelo told his teachers at Landover Christian Academy: "Me and a bunch of other kids are going to win a whole bunch of stupid people to Jesus with our Halloween costumes this year." He went on to say, "we are going to find some unsaved liberal kids with scary devil costumes and present them with the gospel. If they refuse to accept Jesus, we are going to tear off their costumes and burn them right there in the street! Oh, man! I can't wait! If we can't get their costumes, we are going to beat the devil right out of them sissies. Then we're gonna take their secular candies as a love offering for the glory of God! It's gonna be totally awesome!"

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1000/ghost.html

[corpseratemedia]

3. baby jesus looks like charlie brown!

I got a baby jesus fearing neighbor who put a nice HUGE lighted cross out to ward off satans little helpers!

[RKP5637]

4. That in itself is more spooky than Halloween could ever be. n/t

[thunder rising]

7. "HUGE lighted cross" might send another message as well

[valerief]

5. Well, if all you got was gefilte fish every time you trick or treated, you'd hate it, too. nt

[Obamanaut]

6. Baby Jesus grew up and they killed him. There is no Baby Jesus. nt

[RKP5637]

9. Many humans are a class act hard to follow. Who needs hell when you've got humans roaming earth. n/t

[cynatnite]

8. Damn. Baby Jesus looks pissed. n/t