Now this is scary!! Book Burning for Halloween at a church in Canton, GA

[Minimus]

My sister actually lives near this "church" -

http://amazinggracebaptistchurchkjv.com/Download99.html

This event is not open to the public. Only our members and those by special invitation from the pastor are welcome. All others are tresspassing, this includes the media.

We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, ESV, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , John McArthur, James Dobson , Charles Swindoll , John Piper , Chuck Colson , Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart , Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White , T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers , Brian McLaren , James White, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus , Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, Will Graham , and many more.

We will be serving fried chicken, and all the sides.


Damn! Fried chicken and all the sides! I so wish it was open to the public!!!

[rucky]

1. Cool! Dobson & Warren are on their evil heretics list.

[Minimus]

3. I don't think I can apply the "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" rule to this church though.

But their list of heretics is quite amusing!

[kid a]

2. ahh...tolerance

[onehandle]

4. I would have to know what the sides are. Otherwise, I'd be so there! nt

[lpbk2713]

5. I have to wonder if they thought about getting a Public Burn permit.

It could have interesting consequences if the local authorities caught wind of this. :eyes:

[flaminbats]

6. I think FIRE is soo cool!!

Happy Halloween DUers!:grouphug::yoiks::nuke::grr::scared::grr::nuke:

[janx]

7. "We are burning Satan's bibles like

the NIV, RSV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, ESV, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, ect. These are perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

That's a LOT bibles! :wow:

[Chulanowa]

8. I love this. No, really, I do.

Tim LaHaye, Benny Hinn, and James Dobson just aren't fucking crazy enough for us!

Ten bucks they end up smothering their fire and are left with a bunch of unburned books in the pile of ashes. Twenty bucks they freak out about this.

[Minimus]

11. I love the fact that they are also burning Satan's music like:

Soft and Easy ... Southern Gospel ... Contemporary Christian ... Oldies but goldies

I am picturing Satan down in Hell listening to some Southern Gospel right now. Boy is he going to be pissed at this church!

[cwydro]

14. The Devil prefers

Charlie Daniels.

That is why he went down to Georgia.

Just sayin'.

[Minimus]

15. Wrong! He went down to Georgia because he was looking for a

soul to steal. He also happened to be in a bind and was way behind!

[cwydro]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[gratuitous]

9. As long as they're burning their own books

Who cares?

[Aristus]

10. Well, everyone KNOWS Jesus spoke King James' English!

"'Zounds! Forsooth, good huzziff! Go thou also now, selah, and bringeth ye out supper for us one and all. In this upper room herein shall we also dine and breaketh we bread, therefor, and for God's Sake pray with we one another, anon."

They sure spoke funny in First Century Palestine!... B-)

[CurtEastPoint]

12. Canton, NORTH CAROLINA! Not that it is that much different but we in GA can use the break.

My home state, however. Idiots!

[Minimus]

17. My bad - my sister said in Canton I assumed she was talking about

where she lives.

NC is my home state so maybe I was just hoping it was GA.

[cwydro]

13. What do all those initials mean???

I'm confused. I had no idea Satan had so many Bibles.

[Minimus]

20. Google is your friend!

:P

[cwydro]

26. Perhaps you should have googled before posting Canton, GA

instead of Canton, NC!!!:rofl: ;-)

[Minimus]

27. Please note the mea culpa up thread.

:P

[cwydro]

28. Sorry, but I don't

speak Latin.:P

[BolivarianHero]

16. Anybody who burns Benny Hinn is fine by me...

One of the few examples of enriching our collective intellect through the burning of "literature".

[theHandpuppet]

19. I'd like to see what their approved reading list looks like

Must be pretty damn short!

[Minimus]

22. And I guess music is totally out of the question for them.

[Swamp Rat]

21. "The Pope!!!!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bertman]

23. So they've gone from burning CROSSES to burning BIBLES. I can't decide if that's progress, or not.

[Joanne98]

24. They need to MOVE!

[shadowknows69]

25. Because everyone knows the King James version was the first one lol

:rofl: