Mikey STEELE selected ME to represent Rethugs in a fake "census"!1 Subversive suggestions, please!1

[UTUSN]

I don't know what's more pathetic, that they are randomly mail blasting or that they are using a faked up "census" format.

The envelop says "DO NOT DESTROY - OFFICIAL DOCUMENT."

There is a huge window through which is visible, above the name/address:

"SPECIAL NOTICE: You have been selected to represent (Rethug) voters in (your state's xxth) Congressional District. Enclosed please find documents registered in your name. DELIVER EXCLUSIVELY TO: Mr (whassisname). Census Document Registered to: (the name/address label)"

Then there are: 1) a postage paid return envelop. 2) a three page solicitation letter titled "2009 Congressional District Census commissioned by the (Rethug) Party" asking for donations from $25 to "EVEN $500". and 3) a four page fake "census" questionnaire, the last page being a check off of donation amounts.


Now, returning the postage paid envelop itself is a given. But empty? Or with the questions answered, either as an unlabeled "Other," or checking off "Other" and writing in "Democratic Voter" or "Proud Liberal" or such? Marking, of course, the most nearly Dem options given.

The questions are grouped into "Political Profile, General issues, Domestic issues, National Defense.

HaHAH: In the "Census Certification and Reply" section (the donation part), one of the options is, "I cannot send a donation at that level right now. But I am enclosing $15 to help defray the cost of processing my Census Document."

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Step 1: Glue postage paid envelope to brick.

Step 2: Drop in mailbox

[emulatorloo]

2. First you must tell us about some of the more hilarious questions

I am sure there are some similar to:

"Would you be concerned if Democrat healthcare reform was a plot to kill Republicans?"

[UTUSN]

3. O.K., how about:

7. How much does it concern you that the Democrats have total control of the federal government?
Very Much. Not Too Much. Not a Concern. No Opinion.

3. Which of the following is the single most important economic issue facing you and your family?
(My answer would be funny to them: Other: Rethug obstructionism.)

I'll see whether there's an online version to link to.

[Nikki Stone1]

4. Write in big letters: "Sarah Palin looks prettier when I'm toking."

;)

[UTUSN]

5. It's not only your DU handle "Nikki Stone" that is hilarious: Your wit is exquisite!1

What can I send with a Roger and Nikki STONE theme?!