Carrie Prejean: Bible allows implants, has gay hairdressers.

[edbermac]

Carrie Prejean is just carrying out God's plan, she tells Christianity Today in an interview that fails to address her solo sex tape--the topic that nearly caused her to walk off 'Larry King Live' Wednesday night.

She also answers a question about her topless photos by discussing a need for Christians to unite against the Enemy and says she can't be homophobic because she lives in California and has gay hairdressers.

On reconciling her breast implants with her Christian faith:

No, I don't think there's anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think it's a personal decision. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/12/carrie-prejean-the-bible_n_355745.html

The gift that keeps on giving. :rofl:

[FLAprogressive]

1. i want to know who the traitor hairdressers are

[SpiralHawk]

2. I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says

you should be a wide-stance hyporcritical Republicon skillethead either.

So I guess she is just fine.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. 'Vanity of vanities,' says the Preacher, 'Vanity of vanities! All is vanity.'

Should someone break the news to this vacuous twit that breast augmentation wasn't practiced in the late bronze age?

Oh, BTW, that verse above is Ecclesiastes 1:2. I'm pretty sure it applies in this situation - along with all the other Biblical admonitions against vanity. The Bible doesn't explicitly say, 'thou shalt not kill with a 9mm Glock' either, but I'm pretty sure gawd wouldn't approve, even if it's not called out by name!

[Barack_America]

4. Levi Johnston needs to date her.

Then the insanity will be complete.

:eyes:

[friendly_iconoclast]

5. What if they breed?

Then the Apocolypse WILL be at hand!

[Clintonista2]

9. They won't breed unless they're related

[Initech]

11. They would produce at least one of the four horsemen.

I'm sure that Jon and Kate dude and the Kardashians will be responsible for producing the other three.

[kestrel91316]

12. You left out Octomom.

[Initech]

28. Octomom shall be the provider of the horses.

[knixphan]

21. LOL!

[Toasterlad]

22. Levi Johnston May Be a Dumb Redneck, But He Is a Moral Confuscius Compared to Prejean.

[zonkers]

45. I don't really have a problem with Levi -- he does not really project intolerance.

He's not my cup of tea but he isn't mean.

[NRaleighLiberal]

6. Perfect fundie behavior - take the bible and interpret or read it to fit exactly their needs.

they use it as a weapon to divide, and a tool to feel as if their behavior is chosen or "God endorsed".

[ddeclue]

7. The Bible has gay hairdressers?

:rofl:

Signed the Grammar Police...

[Sebastian Doyle]

23. Who do you think kept Samson's hair looking fabulous?

at least until Delilah gave him the buzzcut.

[ddeclue]

24. I thought that happened at Supercuts...

:rofl:

[mitchum]

27. Yes, that Adam and Steve who the fundys are always name checking

[tridim]

8. She's just pissed at Gawd for what he gave her.

Maybe when the fundies rewrite the bible they can include some text about breast implants? :eyes:

[ddeclue]

18. Though shalt not have silicone implants - for they are a abomination

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Her cups runneth over...

and she knoweth not her ass from a large hole in the ground.

[opihimoimoi]

29. Boobs Runneth Over...? thats a classic....combo. Fake tits and Fake intellect. SHE is a KID

[Hubert Flottz]

31. She's so "Plastic"

At turnpike speeds she might have a rollover blowout. Rotate every 6,000 miles!

EDIT for more Bible Trivia...Did you know that EVE was the first carpenter? She made Adam's banana stand.

[Contrary1]

13. If Carrie really knew her Bible stuff, she would have quoted this passage:

"May her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be captivated by her love."
Proverbs 5:19

Since the Bible was written by men, I interpret this passage as an obvious endorsement of breast enhancement.

Because, as all good Bible-thumpin womenfolk know...their main reason to exist would be to satisfy the menfolk always.

You betcha.

[KamaAina]

17. "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies."

Song of Solomon 4:5.

[opihimoimoi]

30. "The Wrath of the Lord will fall on those who inflate their tits using tire chucks" Mongo,

[Hubert Flottz]

32. I think the young lady found comfort when she read from the

Book Of Holes, Chapter 13, Verse 666: A cave is just a hole, laid on it's side.

[opihimoimoi]

33. Fame and Fortune lay ahead for women with large boobs, ala Carol Doda, Katherine Harris, etc

The warning on the Tire Chucks......."Carry them boobs and you will ruin your back"

Carrie wants to carry?? She should wait to regret the weight....lol

[Hubert Flottz]

35. Her boobs are so big they are taking the blood away from

her brain. I wonder if she hops around on a PoGo stick nude in her "Sex Tape"?

She needs to learn to play the flute if she wants to be deputy pResident like Sarahbell.

[opihimoimoi]

44. Deputy Boobs should also have false teeth for them Flutes ya mentioned

She would really rock the the GOP Strip Club....Vitter would be there in diapers....Sanford with his quido,....and Larry would man the stalls.....

[Hubert Flottz]

46. Shall we gather at the strip club,

To watch a pole dance and get a crotch rub,
Oh gather with the pubs at the strip club,
'Cause they never get none at home.

EDIT...Let me Hiiiiide myself in theeeeeeee!

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

37. Sweet Jesus! What Cans!!!

Jeff in Milwaukee 3:16

[Stevenmarc]

14. Blessed are the piecemakers for they will put extentions in beauty queens hair

[ddeclue]

19. DUZY ALERT!

:rofl:

[ladywnch]

15. I missed out on the Larry King interview....does anyone have video

or transcript? what did he say or do? was it something specific or did he just have the temerity to question her about things?

[Viking12]

36. You're being inappropriate, ladywnch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R0a9xq6uek

[ladywnch]

42. thanks.........WHAT A LITTLE TWIT!

she didn't have much problem talking on Hannity's show.......

[BR_Parkway]

16. It says not to covet thy neighbors ass - but didn't say you couldn't covet her boobs

apparently

[Hepburn]

20. But...but...but...Carrie...

...the topic was rubbing your privates on tape for your bf...not your tits!

:rofl:

[rucky]

25. Her Cups Runneth Over

Psalms 23:5

[spooky3]

26. Calling Andy Warhol! Could you please tell this woman her 15 minutes ended long ago?

[shadowknows69]

34. Not homophobic because you have gay hairdressers.

And I thought the phrase "I'm not a racist, but some of 'them'...." was the most ridiculous argument haters use to try to disprove their bigotry. I think Carrie just trumped it.

[laughingliberal]

41. I'm not a racist. I have one of them colored boys do my lawn every Saturday

Was she too stupid to hear how that sounded? Don't answer. We know she is that stupid.

[calico1]

38. God, this woman is stupid..n/t

[Orsino]

39. Some of her best stylists are gay. n/t

[Mari333]

40. keep talking , kid, the words will come back to haunt you when you are 50

Im glad no one scribed the utterings of my 20 yr old self. I would be mortified now. But, of course, I wasnt THAT stupid.

[bigtree]

43. great stuff

This is Palin politics, isn't it?